Church Bells

at 05:31 PM, 15 Apr 09 (8 years ago)
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Church Bells
On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!" 

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Recoverd at 12:36 PM, 17 Apr 09 (8 years ago)
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Kai!!!! Chei!!! ..... SPEECHLESS....
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emmymth at 12:42 PM, 17 Apr 09 (8 years ago)
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sounds funny bt still trying to figure it out.can u help expanciate more?

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iphie at 01:05 PM, 17 Apr 09 (8 years ago)
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14inchlong, nice try, so d ice cream thruck, went ding dong ding dongdindongdindong, nd d man waka
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Sheenor at 01:12 PM, 17 Apr 09 (8 years ago)
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i want to know more about th ding dong

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Sheenor at 01:13 PM, 17 Apr 09 (8 years ago)
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i want to know more of the ding dong

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Sheenor at 01:13 PM, 17 Apr 09 (8 years ago)
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i want to know more of the ding dong

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14_Inches_Long at 03:34 PM, 17 Apr 09 (8 years ago)
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Emmy,
the ding -IN and dong -OUT is easier than an ice cream horn. It sound FOKUN, FOKUN FOKUN FOKUN and ver fast. So the man lost his life while following the rythm of the ice cream horn instaed of the gentle and slow rythm of the church bell!!


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emmymth at 05:14 PM, 17 Apr 09 (8 years ago)
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i'm still laffing.Very funny

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