big sale

at 07:12 AM, 22 Jun 09 (8 years ago)
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It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale and an Advertisement on the net were the main reasons for the long Line that formed in front of the store long before 8:30, the store's Opening time.
A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed Back amid loud and colorful curses. On the man's second attempt, he Was punched square in the jaw by an irate grandmother and knocked Around a bit, then thrown to the end of the line again. As he got up the second time, he said to the person at the end of the Line: "That does it! If they hit me one more time, I won't open the store!"

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