She is a WITCH.... YES I KNOW (Page 2)

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at 03:04 PM, 14 Aug 10 (6 years ago)
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make i follow pass here <<========
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xter at 03:08 PM, 14 Aug 10 (6 years ago)
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Wey ur holy water?

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luvvy at 03:14 PM, 14 Aug 10 (6 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on 03:08 PM, 14 Aug 10
Wey ur holy water?

U mean palm wine? we don drink am now
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xter at 03:19 PM, 14 Aug 10 (6 years ago)
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Holy oil nko?

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luvvy at 03:34 PM, 14 Aug 10 (6 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on 03:19 PM, 14 Aug 10
Holy oil nko?

we don use dat one fry chicken
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divineproject at 03:40 PM, 14 Aug 10 (6 years ago)
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hahahahahahahaha........see this cartoon............using holy oil to fry chicken..........

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xter at 03:41 PM, 14 Aug 10 (6 years ago)
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Then go bathe for river benue for 7days wit tetmosol

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divineproject at 03:48 PM, 14 Aug 10 (6 years ago)
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Pastor Xter............lol

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xter at 03:55 PM, 14 Aug 10 (6 years ago)
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Abi make he go buy candle put 4 dinner table wit some liquor.....d ancestors wan drink,dey wan high b4 dem go help am

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tyabo at 04:17 PM, 14 Aug 10 (6 years ago)
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Quote from: luvvy on 03:14 PM, 14 Aug 10
Quote from: xter on 03:08 PM, 14 Aug 10
Wey ur holy water?

U mean palm wine? we don drink am now
lmao !!!
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luvvy at 04:29 PM, 14 Aug 10 (6 years ago)
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Quote from: divineproject on 03:40 PM, 14 Aug 10
hahahahahahahaha........see this cartoon............using holy oil to fry chicken..........
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hahahahaaa u no kno say the chicken self na Holy chicken?
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tyabo at 04:56 PM, 14 Aug 10 (6 years ago)
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Quote from: luvvy on 04:29 PM, 14 Aug 10
Quote from: divineproject on 03:40 PM, 14 Aug 10
hahahahahahahaha........see this cartoon............using holy oil to fry chicken..........
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hahahahaaa u no kno say the chicken self na Holy chicken?
bt y u go kill holy chicken na ?GOD go judge u ooo..lolzzz
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divineproject at 05:05 PM, 14 Aug 10 (6 years ago)
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LOL.......................hahahahaha

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Michro at 08:04 PM, 14 Aug 10 (6 years ago)
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Quote from: diplomatik on 02:09 PM, 14 Aug 10
its u jor...not any friend Tongue

I no know why dem dey always hide their secret

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omorewa at 08:47 PM, 14 Aug 10 (6 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin me i no fit talk oo...... passing Cool

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nellkiss at 09:13 PM, 14 Aug 10 (6 years ago)
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peeping b4 luvvy go bewitch me with his witch babe
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Kennee at 11:21 PM, 14 Aug 10 (6 years ago)
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Lolll, Na really Flying Eagles meeting

Yeye boy

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ceejay58 at 11:42 PM, 14 Aug 10 (6 years ago)
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Quote from: luvvy on 01:57 PM, 14 Aug 10
She is my girlfriend, i love her she love me too.....
she always ask this question, if love her and i keep on saying it that i do.....
One nite she woke me up and told me dat she didn't go to meeting today becuz she needed to talk to me...
i was like xcuse me? which meeting re u talking about in this middle of the nite? then she replied me dat it's the flying eagles meeting...
u mean meeting with Okocha and co? asked me: she smiled and said no, dat she is a witch.....
in dat very cold nite i started sweating, even i started urinating on dat bed i was sitting on.......
then she asked me again if i love her, my mouth started shaking but i couldn't say no cuz i was scared if she would go and report me in their flying eagle's meeting .......
She said she love me too, she asked me if she has ever done any harm to me before.... i said no immediately.... i m even telling u dis secrete becuz i love u..... i said yes.....
then she was 22, she told me she had a promise with her members dat when she is 24 they should call her back {i.e. she will die @ the age of 24}.....
she then asked me again if i love her, dis time around i didn't waste time to reply her since dat it's juss only two yrs remaining for her to live and leave......

but now there is a problem..... she clocked 26 yesterday....... Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

WTF is she not going to die again?

wetin i go do now, help me advice my friend oooooo


Luvvy has finally gone bunkers...... lol 
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ceejay58 at 11:48 PM, 14 Aug 10 (6 years ago)
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Quote from: luvvy on 03:34 PM, 14 Aug 10
Quote from: xter on 03:19 PM, 14 Aug 10
Holy oil nko?

we don use dat one fry chicken

abeg make una no kill me with laugh ooo
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PreetyInstinct at 01:21 AM, 15 Aug 10 (6 years ago)
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Hehehe....9ice1 Smiley

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