3 Men captured by Carnibals

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at 01:25 PM, 6 Dec 08 (9 years ago)
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Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals.
  The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass
  a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get
  ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate
  ways to gather fruits.
   
  The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten
  apples." The king then explained the trial to him.  "You have to shove
  the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll
  be
  eaten."
   
  The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in
  pain, so he was killed.
   
  The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the
  king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should
  be easy.  1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he
  burst out in laughter and was killed.
   
  The first guy and the second guy met in heaven.
  The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with
  it?"  The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy
  coming with pineapples."
josfeem at 08:53 PM, 6 Dec 08 (9 years ago)
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Nice one
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Toks-E at 10:00 PM, 6 Dec 08 (9 years ago)
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different form of a joke that has been on this forum Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad

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Sillyjokker at 11:11 AM, 7 Dec 08 (9 years ago)
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oVER pOSTED jOKE

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vivica99 at 04:29 AM, 8 Dec 08 (9 years ago)
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funny
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orezo at 10:23 AM, 8 Dec 08 (9 years ago)
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Yeah funny... But its been posted b4...
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rezimero at 10:32 AM, 8 Dec 08 (9 years ago)
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POSTED B4 Angry Angry Angry Angry
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feso at 03:06 PM, 8 Dec 08 (9 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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alipanks at 01:52 AM, 21 Feb 11 (6 years ago)
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 Grin i could nt stop laughing.gr8...kul
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Omilim at 11:41 AM, 23 Apr 11 (6 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
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omoladey at 11:48 AM, 23 Apr 11 (6 years ago)
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posted b4 b4 b4 b4 b4 b4 b4 b4 b4 b4 b4 b4
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stephen153 at 11:56 AM, 23 Apr 11 (6 years ago)
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pb144
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jossy4reall at 12:40 PM, 23 Apr 11 (6 years ago)
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kuul but na pb5

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stephen153 at 12:47 PM, 23 Apr 11 (6 years ago)
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ok
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at 09:32 PM, 23 Apr 11 (6 years ago)
pb4 b4
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femilux at 10:16 PM, 23 Apr 11 (6 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
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federico at 02:27 AM, 24 Apr 11 (6 years ago)
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comment on it b4
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at 11:32 AM, 24 Apr 11 (6 years ago)
pb4 b4
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stephen153 at 07:44 PM, 24 Apr 11 (6 years ago)
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pbfour
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at 07:49 PM, 24 Apr 11 (6 years ago)
na pbthree
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