HER BODY'S A TEMPLE

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at 12:05 AM, 17/12/2008 (9 years ago)
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HER BODY'S A TEMPLE
Patrick O'Malley hoisted his beer and said: "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!" - and he took home the top prize for the best toast of the night.
In bed later that night, he told his wife: "Mary, I won the prize for the best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, Paddy, what was your toast?"
So he told her: "Here's to spending the rest of me life sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh," she said, "that is very nice, dear."
The next day, Mary ran into one of Paddy's drinking partners in the street. Mischievously, the man said: "Did you hear about your husband winning a prize in the pub the other night for a toast about you, Mary?"
She replied: "Aye - and I was a bit surprised. Till now, he's only been down there twice. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come".

14_Inches_Long
dinho4lyf at 07:35 PM, 18/12/2008 (9 years ago)
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don't get it
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winniedepooh at 07:46 PM, 18/12/2008 (9 years ago)
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don't get it too
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gardner at 10:01 AM, 19/12/2008 (9 years ago)
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pleaeaeaeassssssssssss 14 inches ur time is up try something else.
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herdeysohjy at 11:10 AM, 19/12/2008 (9 years ago)
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dont get it as well
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segxi at 05:17 AM, 22/12/2008 (9 years ago)
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bullshit
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fisi at 02:21 PM, 22/12/2008 (9 years ago)
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What don't you guys get the thing is self explanatory
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14_Inches_Long at 01:28 AM, 23/12/2008 (9 years ago)
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I dont blame you guys. You are all used to Nigerian jokes. What you all forgot is that though some people might be from Nigeria, many others are not. 60% of the people on this site are living outside Nigeria. So wake up and educate your mind.

Many of us are not living in Nigeria and have left Nigeria long time ago. If you don't get this, I wonder what you are going to get.

Anyway, continue with your local jokes. Good luck.

14_Inches_Long
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Donmicheal at 05:37 AM, 23/12/2008 (9 years ago)
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you guys are too local for my liking that you dont get that boring joke abeg 14-inches-long try again latter
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damygurl at 05:41 AM, 23/12/2008 (9 years ago)
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it was actaully kinda funny, i didn't lol but i chuckled.  nice joke.
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segxi at 07:36 AM, 23/12/2008 (9 years ago)
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go to he**
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Toks-E at 10:35 AM, 23/12/2008 (9 years ago)
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14 inches................u ar the reason y dis joint is dry

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rezimero at 10:50 AM, 23/12/2008 (9 years ago)
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if you dey abroad, it no body's biz. we're here to promote naija and that includes our jokes. get it!!! your jokes are too dirty Angry Angry Angry Angry
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segxi at 11:20 AM, 23/12/2008 (9 years ago)
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make you tell am
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rezimero at 02:21 PM, 23/12/2008 (9 years ago)
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e dey hear
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HIGHD at 07:17 PM, 23/12/2008 (9 years ago)
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even if u dey yankee,it doesnt mean u can rub it on our faces.dry joke
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segxi at 02:28 PM, 24/12/2008 (9 years ago)
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who tell u say e dey yankee, guy dey alaba dey form level
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mushabc at 02:43 PM, 24/12/2008 (9 years ago)
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i know.....
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collins91 at 08:46 PM, 19/10/2011 (6 years ago)
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hmmm
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Estheraremu at 10:00 AM, 25/10/2011 (6 years ago)
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 Tongue Tongue
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