Pie Lie

at 01:22 AM, 17/12/2008 (9 years ago)
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PIE LIE
A university student delivers a pizza to an old man's house. "I suppose you want a tip?" says the old man.
"That would be great," says the student, "but the other guy who does deliveries told me not to expect too much – he said if I got 50p, I'd be lucky."
The old man looks hurt. "Well, to prove him wrong, here's £5. What are you studying?"
"Applied psychology," replies the student.

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olachi22 at 02:12 PM, 17/12/2008 (9 years ago)
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i dont understand.
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emmie at 03:23 PM, 17/12/2008 (9 years ago)
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no be by force say u go must to post smthing oooooo
y u dey confuse us? Angry Angry
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rezimero at 04:23 PM, 17/12/2008 (9 years ago)
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abeg post naija jokes, all this oyibo jokes get as e be Huh? Huh? Huh? Tongue Tongue Tongue
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tirocco at 06:02 AM, 27/01/2010 (8 years ago)
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Now we know say na illiterate ppl full [email protected] poster Nice joke jare
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Sheenor at 08:03 AM, 27/01/2010 (8 years ago)
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shhhh!

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prettyb4eva at 10:20 AM, 27/01/2010 (8 years ago)
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ok
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14_Inches_Long at 10:56 AM, 27/01/2010 (8 years ago)
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Quote from: tirocco on 06:02 AM, 27/01/2010
Now we know say na illiterate ppl full [email protected] poster Nice joke jare

You guys are just exposing your ignorance. Remember not only Nigerians are here. We assume only educated people are here. Jokes are something we tell you some bit of and you have to figure out the rest and it is funny.

Simple what this pie guy tried to do was to outsmart the old man. He knows old people are very tight fisted or stingy in Niger language if you want. Then with his experience in psychology, he tried to say it to the man's face that I know you wouldn't give me much but he was being cunny and smart. No one told him about the old man. But he applied his knowledge of psychology to defraud the old.

All of us we always try to prove people wrong when the tell us we are bad. That is what all this joke is about.


No all of us like BABA SUWE kind of jokes!!!!


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Kristiantus at 11:02 AM, 27/01/2010 (8 years ago)
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alright.... thanks for the meatpie...
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teeco at 11:36 AM, 27/01/2010 (8 years ago)
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ok

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MrDon at 11:45 AM, 27/01/2010 (8 years ago)
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ok


                   ok

ok
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prettyb4eva at 11:49 AM, 27/01/2010 (8 years ago)
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y are u guys copying me?
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Kristiantus at 01:01 PM, 27/01/2010 (8 years ago)
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okay....
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MrDon at 01:36 PM, 27/01/2010 (8 years ago)
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Quote from: prettyb4eva on 11:49 AM, 27/01/2010
y are u guys copying me?

we dont copy no gals, here Angry,
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14_Inches_Long at 08:56 PM, 27/01/2010 (8 years ago)
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Quote from: prettyb4eva on 11:49 AM, 27/01/2010
y are u guys copying me?

prettyb4eva why are you patronising me. Remember say my TONBOLO no dey see girls throway face, be careful ya self.


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xter at 09:42 PM, 27/01/2010 (8 years ago)
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hmmmmmm

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just2sexy at 10:54 PM, 27/01/2010 (8 years ago)
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good joke there

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ademola78 at 05:20 AM, 28/01/2010 (8 years ago)
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Witty..
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federico at 08:35 AM, 28/01/2010 (8 years ago)
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hehe
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deguzman at 08:36 AM, 28/01/2010 (8 years ago)
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cool
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