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OUCH!!!CROCODILE BITES OF MAN'S peen

OUCH!!!CROCODILE BITES OF MAN'S peen on: 26 Feb 12, 08:46 PM (4 years ago) by
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A 70-YEAR-OLD man had his testicles and part of his peen ripped-off by a crocodile while crossing a flooded river.

Jonah Maturure, from Marutaya in Gutu, is just happy to be alive after his terrifying battle with the reptile.
Now recovering at the United Bulawayo Hospitals (UBH), Maturure claims he has a box of TOMATOES to thank for his escape after he dropped it into the water, briefly distracting the croc but long enough for him to swim to safety.

Vegetable farmer Maturure says he was taking a box of tomatoes to a nearby shopping centre when he came across the flooded Chivake River. The water levels were at chest level.

"I was not suspecting anything. I had earlier on crossed the river using the same crossing place,” he told the Bulawayo Sunday News.

The father-of-four had removed his shirt and trousers to remain only in his pants. He put the clothing – which he wanted to remain dry – on top of the box with the tomatoes which he carried on his head.

Midway across the river, Maturure’s worst nightmare was realised when the crocodile leapt at him.
He added: “It grabbed a chunk of my buttocks before attacking my manhood – tearing my testicles into shreds. The skin covering my peen was partly torn, but I quickly put my thumb in its mouth to try and choke it, but it grabbed my hand and I could hear my bones crushing with every squeeze.

"Realising that I was losing the battle, I let go of the box of tomatoes that I was carrying on my head and it fell into the river causing a splash. At that instant, the crocodile released its grip on my hand and ran towards the noise.

“I used the opportunity to walk to the other bank with blood flowing down my legs from the wounds.”
Reply #1 on: 27 Feb 12, 10:12 AM (4 years ago) by
Eyanyi (428 | Upcoming)
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Nawaoh who is going to help the man wife now see what the bad reptile had course now
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Reply #2 on: 1 Mar 12, 01:21 AM (4 years ago) by
Senegal (10390 | Hero)
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That must be one horny female crocodile Shocked
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Reply #3 on: 1 Mar 12, 01:27 AM (4 years ago) by
hadegbenrow (61 | Newbie)
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Quote from: Eyanyi on 27 Feb 12, 10:12 AM
Nawaoh who is going to help the man wife now see what the bad reptile had course now
you can help the woman now

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Reply #4 on: 2 Mar 12, 08:59 AM (4 years ago) by
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Quote from: Senegal on  1 Mar 12, 01:21 AM
That must be one horny female crocodile Shocked
Grin Grin Grin Grin
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Reply #5 on: 2 Mar 12, 09:20 AM (4 years ago) by
INYENZY (4 | Newbie)
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this is serious will d man survive this Shocked Huh? Huh? Lips Sealed :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
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Reply #6 on: 3 Mar 12, 08:16 AM (4 years ago) by
bodex2 (5 | Newbie)
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d man wife don finish
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Reply #7 on: 3 Mar 12, 08:18 AM (4 years ago) by
lanudja (9034 | Hero)
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Quote from: Senegal on  1 Mar 12, 01:21 AM
That must be one horny female crocodile Shocked
Grin Grin Grin
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Reply #8 on: 3 Mar 12, 10:20 AM (4 years ago) by
aqua-viva (14 | Newbie)
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na funny dramma....ogar thank God   oooO Grin
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Reply #9 on: 3 Mar 12, 05:45 PM (4 years ago) by
Unikpearl (3152 | Gistmaniac)
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God save u...dat crocodile 4 chop ur factory
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Reply #10 on: 5 Mar 12, 06:22 PM (4 years ago) by
Kennyg428 (236 | Upcoming)
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Thank God he has given birth

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Reply #11 on: 22 Aug 12, 09:45 AM (3 years ago) by
chicco77 (22646 | Addicted Hero)
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 Huh? Huh?
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Reply #12 on: 22 Aug 12, 09:48 AM (3 years ago) by
kebella (44535 | Addicted Hero)
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Quote from: Senegal on  1 Mar 12, 01:21 AM
That must be one horny female crocodile Shocked
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

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