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Smart Guy! on: 31 Mar 12, 05:58 PM (4 years ago) by
Sallychizzl3 (43 | Newbie)
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A college student had
failed his final law
exams and approached
with a proposition.
"Prof, do u know
everything about the
law?" he asked.
"Absolutely, otherwise I
wouldn't be lecturing u
on the subject" he
replied.
The student continued;
"If u can answer this
question, I will accept
my grades but if not, u
will agree to score me
an 'A'".
Prof laughed but agreed.
The boy continued,
"What is legal but not
logical, logical but not
legal and neither legal
nor logical?"
The professor thought
about it for hours with
no answer.
He eventually had to
give up as he really did
not know and gave the
boy his 'A'.
The following day at
lecture, the prof was
still struggling with d
question and decided to
put his students to
test:
"Class, what is legal but
not logical, logical but
not legal and neither
legal nor logical?"
He paused for a second
in shock when all the
students raised their
hands with a possible
answer.
He pointed out one
student and waited:
"Sir, u are 65, married to
a 28 yrs old woman,
this is legal but not
logical. Ur wife is having
an affair with a 23 year
old boy, this is logical
but not legal. Ur wife's
boyfriend has failed his
exam and yet u have
given him an 'A', that is
neither logical nor legal".
The professor
collapsed...!

Reply #1 on: 31 Mar 12, 06:12 PM (4 years ago) by
jossy4reall (20377 | Addicted Hero)
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ok u try

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Reply #2 on: 31 Mar 12, 06:15 PM (4 years ago) by
jossy4reall (20377 | Addicted Hero)
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but make u try dey arrange ur post make e dey in other.............even if u copy 4rm sum wia try to arrange am be u post

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Reply #3 on: 31 Mar 12, 09:52 PM (4 years ago) by
zeigbo (25122 | Addicted Hero)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 31 Mar 12, 06:15 PM
but make u try dey arrange ur post make e dey in other.............even if u copy 4rm sum wia try to arrange am be u post
Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

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Reply #4 on: 31 Mar 12, 10:00 PM (4 years ago) by
terryworld (17240 | Hero)
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jossy d man
PB4

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Reply #5 on: 1 Apr 12, 06:52 AM (4 years ago) by
jossy4reall (20377 | Addicted Hero)
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Quote from: terryworld on 31 Mar 12, 10:00 PM
jossy d man
PB4

Terry  Terry
I no knw say na pb4.........maybe na when I dey on leave

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Reply #6 on: 1 Apr 12, 07:34 AM (4 years ago) by
terryworld (17240 | Hero)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on  1 Apr 12, 06:52 AM
Terry  Terry
I no knw say na pb4.........maybe na when I dey on leave
abi. Hw u dy

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Reply #7 on: 1 Apr 12, 10:12 AM (4 years ago) by
femiparadise (229 | Upcoming)
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Input joke;
If joke is ph4 then
" print error 504";
Else
Print "u try"
End;


Poster, wetin u input....
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Reply #8 on: 1 Apr 12, 11:59 AM (4 years ago) by
rakelly (15796 | Hero)
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 Tongue Tongue Tongue
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Reply #9 on: 1 Apr 12, 04:27 PM (4 years ago) by
jossy4reall (20377 | Addicted Hero)
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Quote from: terryworld on  1 Apr 12, 07:34 AM
abi. Hw u dy

am gud.........hw ur side?

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Reply #10 on: 2 Apr 12, 11:10 AM (4 years ago) by
Sallychizzl3 (43 | Newbie)
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Everythng na pb4?
Na wa 4 u ppl o.

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Reply #11 on: 2 Apr 12, 11:13 AM (4 years ago) by
terryworld (17240 | Hero)
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huh?

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Reply #12 on: 2 Apr 12, 12:08 PM (4 years ago) by
stephen153 (35943 | Addicted Hero)
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him never know

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Reply #13 on: 2 Apr 12, 02:51 PM (4 years ago) by
queenrukky (10531 | Hero)
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nawa o
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Reply #14 on: 3 Apr 12, 06:57 AM (4 years ago) by
zeigbo (25122 | Addicted Hero)
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Ok

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Reply #15 on: 3 Apr 12, 01:45 PM (4 years ago) by
terryworld (17240 | Hero)
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ok nah

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Reply #16 on: 3 Apr 12, 03:15 PM (4 years ago) by
Thayay (69 | Newbie)
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Ok
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Reply #17 on: 3 Apr 12, 10:39 PM (4 years ago) by
zeigbo (25122 | Addicted Hero)
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Hmmmmmmm

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Reply #18 on: 3 Apr 12, 11:18 PM (4 years ago) by
jossy4reall (20377 | Addicted Hero)
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dis 1 wey u dey do hmmmm............u sure say u no mess Huh?.........cuz I c u when u dey eat beans for mama iyabo place

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Reply #19 on: 4 Apr 12, 01:03 PM (4 years ago) by
zeigbo (25122 | Addicted Hero)
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N ur mouth dey smell me Huh?

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