2 arrogant ladies

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at 06:12 PM, 5 Apr 12 (5 years ago)
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An old woman was riding in an elevator in the very lavish Transcorp Hilton Hotel building when a young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume.

She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren, N25,500 an ounce!".

Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, "Channel No. 5, N30,000 an ounce!".

About three floors later, the old woman reached her destination and was about to get off the elevator.

Before she left, she looked at both beautiful women in the eyes, then bends over and farted and saying,

"Beans and egg - N150 a plate..."

chummyli at 07:07 PM, 5 Apr 12 (5 years ago)
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Pb444444

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jossy4reall at 04:21 AM, 6 Apr 12 (5 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on 06:12 PM,  5 Apr 12
An old woman was riding in an elevator in the very lavish Transcorp Hilton Hotel building when a young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume.

She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren, N25,500 an ounce!".

Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, "Channel No. 5, N30,000 an ounce!".

About three floors later, the old woman reached her destination and was about to get off the elevator.

Before she left, she looked at both beautiful women in the eyes, then bends over and farted and saying,

"Beans and egg - N150 a plate..."

O girl.....see beta joke wey u post.........u come fart pb4 wey u eat spoil am.
e still funny shaa..........gud 1

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franel at 07:05 AM, 6 Apr 12 (5 years ago)
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Good

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zeigbo at 07:10 AM, 6 Apr 12 (5 years ago)
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Hoihoihoihoi 9ice 1

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zeigbo at 07:10 AM, 6 Apr 12 (5 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on 07:07 PM,  5 Apr 12
Pb444444
Sad Sad

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chummyli at 08:34 AM, 6 Apr 12 (5 years ago)
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Una doooooo

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zeigbo at 08:41 AM, 6 Apr 12 (5 years ago)
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Huh

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chummyli at 08:49 AM, 6 Apr 12 (5 years ago)
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Yea

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queenrukky at 10:43 AM, 6 Apr 12 (5 years ago)
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u try sha...bt na still old yoke
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rakelly at 10:45 AM, 6 Apr 12 (5 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
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queenrukky at 11:06 AM, 6 Apr 12 (5 years ago)
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 Huh?
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chummyli at 05:49 PM, 6 Apr 12 (5 years ago)
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Bad belle pipo

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francischi at 05:53 PM, 6 Apr 12 (5 years ago)
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 Angry Angry

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youngrashy at 06:43 PM, 6 Apr 12 (5 years ago)
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U smell d mess 2
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just2sexy at 06:48 PM, 6 Apr 12 (5 years ago)
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i composed this joke

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stephen153 at 07:10 PM, 6 Apr 12 (5 years ago)
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here don dey smell Angry
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chummyli at 07:26 PM, 6 Apr 12 (5 years ago)
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Ok

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chummyli at 05:29 PM, 28 Jul 12 (5 years ago)
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wit ur fart

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ExpertTbright at 06:58 PM, 29 Jul 12 (5 years ago)
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room smelling i jump pass

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