Dead man in mortuary impregnates woman (Page 2)

Date: 21-05-2012 8:29 am (11 years ago) | Author: Onyinyechi Miracle
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- waco at 26-05-2012 03:09 PM (11 years ago)
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I guess this is a joke not properly organised!
  bring it to me for editing next time!!
Posted: at 26-05-2012 03:09 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- omomarty at 26-05-2012 03:35 PM (11 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 26-05-2012 03:35 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lovemayor at 1-06-2012 09:53 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 21-05-2012 11:23 AM
10 o'clock news......abeg make she tell who give am belle......no be dead rich man.......she wan take style extract  4rm d mans wealth..... diz na 1 of d kind things u can only hear 4rm oyibo pple



nice one Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 1-06-2012 09:53 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- ILOVEIT at 1-06-2012 09:41 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: onyiis on 21-05-2012 08:29 AM
The Rolling Stones said it best, “You, you make a dead man cum.”
 A 38 year old female mortuary worker is being held on $250,000 bond after becoming pregnant by one of her clients-a dead man.  The alleged crime took place at the Mourning Glory Mortuary just outside of Lexington, Missouri.  Police have charged Felicity Marmaduke with desecration of the dead and necrophilia.

According to a statement made to police by Marmaduke, the alleged victim experienced a post mortem erection while being bathed.  Being alone, Marmaduke straddled the dead man and proceeded have sex with him.  Much to her surprise, the alleged victim came to orgasm after several minutes.  A few weeks later, Marmaduke had a positive pregnancy test while receiving a routine medical exam.  Upon telling her doctor the circumstances leading to the conception, the police were notified.  Marmaduke was arrested without incident at her dilapidated trailer home a few blocks from the mortuary.

In a bizarre twist, Marmaduke plans to sue the dead man’s estate for child support.

which kind of yarn be this  Undecided
Posted: at 1-06-2012 09:41 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- wilat at 1-06-2012 10:20 PM (11 years ago)
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Oops
Posted: at 1-06-2012 10:20 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyiis at 18-06-2012 08:51 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: ILOVEIT on  1-06-2012 09:41 PM
which kind of yarn be this  Undecided

na so i see am my brother  Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 18-06-2012 08:51 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- okpesco60 at 18-10-2012 09:03 AM (11 years ago)
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This one na total lie.
Posted: at 18-10-2012 09:03 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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