FRAGRANCE IN FART /MESS/

Date: 22-05-2012 2:18 pm (11 years ago) | Author: FavourMike
- at 22-05-2012 02:18 PM (11 years ago)
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My boss, who is tall with an intimidating physique, can be funny a times. He is a heavy eater. Whenever he is about to eat, he'll lock his office and he will totally undress and left with his boxer pant only. The first time his lunch was dished in my presence, I thought he invited some couples for lunch. I was in his office, sorting out documents, when I suddenly perceived a very embarrassing smell. Instead of my boss to apologise for releasing a soundless fart, he said, ' this cleaner is very stupid. He didn't dispose the waste in the basket.' Wanting to expose him, I went for the basket and showed him nothing was there.. He then said, ' my fart doesn't smell.' Have you ever perceived a welcoming fragrance in a fart before?

Posted: at 22-05-2012 02:18 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
- missispanky at 22-05-2012 02:40 PM (11 years ago)
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na joke b dis?
Posted: at 22-05-2012 02:40 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 22-05-2012 02:47 PM (11 years ago)
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god hw mumus con full house 2day? i don tire o

Posted: at 22-05-2012 02:47 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- queenrukky at 22-05-2012 06:10 PM (11 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 22-05-2012 06:10 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 22-05-2012 07:02 PM (11 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh?

Posted: at 22-05-2012 07:02 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 22-05-2012 08:14 PM (11 years ago)
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Huh? Huh?

Posted: at 22-05-2012 08:14 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- francischi at 22-05-2012 08:26 PM (11 years ago)
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this one na koje

Posted: at 22-05-2012 08:26 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 22-05-2012 09:19 PM (11 years ago)
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Na question

Posted: at 22-05-2012 09:19 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Thonya at 22-05-2012 09:25 PM (11 years ago)
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Na gist no b joke
Posted: at 22-05-2012 09:25 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kaycee22 at 22-05-2012 09:26 PM (11 years ago)
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d joka has joked again, i cant fit laffing,
ogbono
Posted: at 22-05-2012 09:26 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Thonya at 22-05-2012 09:28 PM (11 years ago)
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Na u get ur mouth
Posted: at 22-05-2012 09:28 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kaycee22 at 22-05-2012 10:44 PM (11 years ago)
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i go use am do anything weh i like. no be only fud i go use ram chop.
Posted: at 22-05-2012 10:44 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 23-05-2012 01:30 AM (11 years ago)
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Cheesy

Posted: at 23-05-2012 01:30 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 23-05-2012 03:05 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: kaycee22 on 22-05-2012 10:44 PM
i go use am do anything weh i like. no be only fud i go use ram chop.



if u like make u use am lick ur woman nyash....e no concern me

Posted: at 23-05-2012 03:05 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- at 23-05-2012 03:12 PM (11 years ago)
poster you nees more fart , for your head to correct
Posted: at 23-05-2012 03:12 PM (11 years ago) |
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- at 23-05-2012 03:13 PM (11 years ago)
poster more fart to your brain
Posted: at 23-05-2012 03:13 PM (11 years ago) |
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- zeigbo at 23-05-2012 08:27 PM (11 years ago)
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Bongo Undecided Undecided

Posted: at 23-05-2012 08:27 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- fart4mee at 7-09-2018 08:50 AM (5 years ago)
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though this is a funny gist, but it can happen in real life.. my landlady a short woman with very large booty in the former ogba retail does thesame thing to you as a tenant if she is not impressed by the way you are paying your shop rent.. she will invite you to her office, ask you to shut the sliding glass to preserve the ac cooling then start exploding very loud long and smelly mess/farts while shouting at you for defrauding on your rent if you try to cover your nose because of the unbearable smell she will scream that are mocking her that her mouth is smelling...God help you if a customer call for her attention soon or else you will be forced to endure at two hour of farting and yelling.. you may end up sick the next day >:(e
Posted: at 7-09-2018 08:50 AM (5 years ago) | Newbie
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