A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot. "What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, and it's an absolute steal at only N150." "Why is it so cheap?" the woman asks. "Well", replies the assistant, "it used to live in a brothel and as a result its language is a touch fruity". "Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up, "I'm broad minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot".
So saying, she buys the parrot and takes him home. Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman. .... , a new brothel and a new madam". "I'm not a madam and this is not a brothel," scolds the woman trying not to laugh. A little later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home. "Un .........-believable. A new brothel, a new madam, and now two new prostitutes” says the parrot when he sees the daughters. "Mum, tell your parrot to shut up, we're not prostitutes, " complain the girls, but they all see the funny side and have a laugh at their new pet. A short while later, the woman's husband, Ifeanyi, comes home and the Parrot squawks... "In in........-credible, a new brothel, a new madam, new prostitutes, but the same old clients. How ya doin', Ifeanyi?" Silence!!!!
Posted: at 13-03-2009 01:55 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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