WHY BILL GATES SOLD OFF MICROSOFT

Date: 14-03-2009 11:11 pm (15 years ago) | Author: MIRABELA
- at 14-03-2009 11:11 PM (15 years ago)
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Letter is from Blackbeauty to  Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft
Subject: Problems with my new computer


Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some
problems,  which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.                                                   

2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run'   he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by sitting.
                                                                   
3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I
find    only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find'
button,  but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

6. I brought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?

7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not   even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.
                                                                   
9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?
                                                                   
10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God shake please do not
provide   'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my  office hours.
                                                               
Regards,
                                                                   

                                                             
Last one from me to Mr Bill Gates :

Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS?




Posted: at 14-03-2009 11:11 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- kelzteady at 14-03-2009 11:20 PM (15 years ago)
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osi where are you please we need you here urgently
 Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 14-03-2009 11:20 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- blackbeauty005 at 14-03-2009 11:21 PM (15 years ago)
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go call am come

Posted: at 14-03-2009 11:21 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kelzteady at 14-03-2009 11:24 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: blackbeauty005 on 14-03-2009 11:21 PM
go call am come
you want make den withdraw
you member license bah?
Posted: at 14-03-2009 11:24 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- blackberryPearl at 14-03-2009 11:36 PM (15 years ago)
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this is soooooo dunny
u should be a comedian
Posted: at 14-03-2009 11:36 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- chicco77 at 27-07-2012 01:45 PM (11 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 27-07-2012 01:45 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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