Naughty text messages for new starter

You're Attractive, Gorgeous, Sexy, Intelligent, Smart, Charming, Sophisticated, Fit, Kind & Generous. In fact you're becoming more like me everyday!

Last night I couldn't sleep. I wanted you warm against my skin. I wanted you on me. I wanted 2 feel you all over my body ... but I couldn't find you! Where did I put my PAJAMAS?

How to impress a woman: hug + kiss her, compliment + love her, protect + listen + support her.
How to impress a man: Show up naked with beer!

What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant

He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swaddled, when he was satisfied,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!

Love is a sensation that is caused by temptation. A boy puts his location in a girls destination. Do u get my explanation or do u wanna demonstration?

I think I should tell you what people are saying behind your back.... Nice Ass!!!

I want to touch your lips
taste your tongue
smell your breath... I love chocolate!

What's hairy on the outside and moist inside, begins with a 'C' ends with a 'T' and has U' and 'N' in between? Answer: 'COCONUT'

It goes in dry it comes out wet. The longer it's in the stronger it gets. We can have it in bed just you and me...it is not what you think - it is a cup of tea!

There's a can of whipped cream waiting for you by the bed. I'm your dessert tonight.

Want to see what I really want? Come over tonight.

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yup, that is how you...eat an ice cream!

Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all women problems begin with MEN!

Why was Phillips girlfriend annoyed?
Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.

Whatever you say, whatever you do, I will always love you!

Never make love in the garden or in the fields...... For love might be blind but your neighbors are not!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

If love is a crime, lock me up, I'm guilty baby.

I know you're busy today, but can you add one thing to your to-do list? Me.
You can add your own naughty text message...this is how you turn you partner turn...and it helps the relationship tho.