Boy Friend Asked his Girl: Why Did You Fail English?

Date: 02-08-2012 12:25 pm (11 years ago) | Author: Urchman
- at 2-08-2012 12:25 PM (11 years ago)
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A young man was angry with his girlfriend for failing her first year English Examination in the University. He calmly want to know what went wrong.

Boyfriend said: I heard you failed English (ENG 101)?
Girlfriend replied: Nonsense! Who TELLED you?.

Boyfriend said; You see your life!
Even simple English, you cannot spoke!

Okay, tell me whether the following adjectives are correct or not.

**Great, Greater, Greatest
**Sell, Seller, Sellest
**Help, Helper, Helpest

Girlfriend replied: Of course, they are all correct!
Boyfriend said: God save you today, I for discobulate
your head.

So tell me, why did you now fail?

Girlfriend replied:I was missing my periods that Day,so i go to looking for them !!! ......

Posted: at 2-08-2012 12:25 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Loveday759 at 2-08-2012 04:34 PM (11 years ago)
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Nice one you try
Posted: at 2-08-2012 04:34 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- bado_59 at 2-08-2012 04:41 PM (11 years ago)
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please am i in joke forum
Posted: at 2-08-2012 04:41 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- Nigayoyo at 2-08-2012 07:23 PM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 2-08-2012 07:23 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- dickman2 at 8-08-2012 12:21 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: bado_59 on  2-08-2012 04:41 PM
please am i in joke forum
u sure..
Posted: at 8-08-2012 12:21 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- cadanre at 8-08-2012 12:24 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: bado_59 on  2-08-2012 04:41 PM
please am i in joke forum

No. You are in 'EDUCATION' forum. This is telling you about Igbo's level of university education. The girl must be a student of NUN. Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 8-08-2012 12:24 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jar84 at 2-01-2014 02:30 AM (10 years ago)
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 Huh?
Posted: at 2-01-2014 02:30 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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