WET PANTS

 
 Come with me to a third grade classroom..... There is a nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and all of a sudden, there is a puddle between his feet and the front of his  pants are wet. He thinks his heart is going to stop because
 he cannot possibly imagine how this has happened.  It's never happened before, and he knows that when the boys find
 out he will never hear the end of it. When the girls find out, they'll never speak to him again as long as he lives.

 
 
 The boy believes his heart is going to stop; he puts his head down and prays this prayer, "Dear God, this is an
 emergency! I need help now! Five minutes from now I'm dead meat."
 
 
 He looks up from his prayer and here comes the teacher with a look in her eyes that says he has been discovered.
 
  As the teacher is walking toward him, a classmate named  Susie is carrying a goldfish bowl that is filled with water.
 Susie trips in front of the teacher and inexplicably dumps the bowl of water in the boy's lap.
 
 
 The boy pretends to be angry, but all the while is saying to himself, "Thank you, Lord! Thank you, Lord!"
 
 
 Now all of a sudden, instead of being the object of  ridicule, the boy is the object of sympathy. The teacher
 rushes him downstairs and gives him gym shorts to put on  while his pants dry out. All the other children are on their
 hands and knees cleaning up around his desk. The sympathy is wonderful. But as life would have it, the ridicule that
 should have been his has been transferred to someone else - Susie.
 
 
 She tries to help, but they tell her to get out. You've done enough, you klutz!"
 
 
 Finally, at the end of the day, as they are waiting for the bus, the boy walks over to Susie and whispers, "You did
 that on purpose, didn't you?" Susie whispers back, "I wet my pants once too."

14_Inches_Long

Posted: at 9-04-2009 05:23 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

9ICE ONE

Posted: at 9-04-2009 07:07 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

it nice sha
*wink*

Posted: at 9-04-2009 08:38 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

14" where hav u been siince?

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Posted: at 9-04-2009 11:35 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

hahahah

na wa oooo

shebi na aba made rocket hin use go?

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Posted: at 9-04-2009 11:50 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Hmmm

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Posted: at 10-04-2009 02:51 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

9ICE 1 BUDDY.....////MUCH MOR DAN TRIBUNAL....TRY SHORTEN WRDS NXT TYME......14''INCH'S

Posted: at 10-04-2009 06:52 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

lol yes now na in make am tay like that 4 there cos the thing get fault 4 road..

Posted: at 10-04-2009 09:02 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

cool man, i like it....
 

Posted: at 14-04-2009 10:06 AM (15 years ago) | Hero

For your information,

I once wet my pant like this poor boy. It was a day that my girl friend doesn't visit. I had planted a small boy in front of the house to stay in position in case she tried to surface unannounced, but unfortunately, the boy left his duty post and my girlfriend true to prediction and assumption surfaced when I was descending from Kilimanjaro hill, I was in the seventh heaven when I heard someone trying to open my door (she had her own spare key). My JT went dead instantly, I jumped out of bed and a hot weee came from nowhere. Thank goodness, the lady hid herself under the bed.

Hot sweat came rushing down my face, I thought the don has been caught at last.. but fortunately for me, she did not stay for long.

Someone had told her that I was milking a cow !!!!!

She then smiled and said she would believed me henceforth that she was misled to believe that I was cheating het. I will never forget that day. It was when men were still boys anyway....

I am now a retired but not tired playboy...


14_Inches..

Posted: at 16-04-2009 11:49 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac