The Bitter way to Remember Anniversaries !!!!

Date: 15-04-2009 4:43 pm (15 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
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- at 15-04-2009 04:43 PM (15 years ago)
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Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and
you were only 17?" he asks solemnly.

The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do," she replies.

The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when
you father caught us in the back seat of my car?"

"Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues..."Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years".

"I remember that too", she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... "

How I wish I had taken the other option !!!

I would have gotten out today!"


14_Inches_Long
 

Posted: at 15-04-2009 04:43 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Sheenor at 16-04-2009 07:44 AM (15 years ago)
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very funny i like this joke. logout
Posted: at 16-04-2009 07:44 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Gwhy at 16-04-2009 09:49 AM (15 years ago)
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No comment 4 nw
Posted: at 16-04-2009 09:49 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 16-04-2009 09:52 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on 16-04-2009 09:49 AM
No comment 4 nw
G, no tell me say you don use your comments dem finish. which one be no comment.
see yourself, all the that time wey i dey tell you say make you no dey waste dem your comments, you no listen to me... wait make i see if i fit borrow you small... like how many comments you wan borrow? Undecided
Posted: at 16-04-2009 09:52 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Gwhy at 16-04-2009 09:54 AM (15 years ago)
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Zero
Posted: at 16-04-2009 09:54 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 16-04-2009 09:59 AM (15 years ago)
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lolllllllllllllz una two don smoke gas
Posted: at 16-04-2009 09:59 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 16-04-2009 10:07 AM (15 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 16-04-2009 10:07 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 16-04-2009 10:09 AM (15 years ago)
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smally hw far now, na ur eyes b dis?
Posted: at 16-04-2009 10:09 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 16-04-2009 10:12 AM (15 years ago)
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D 1 wey comot 4 ur bom bom abi?
Posted: at 16-04-2009 10:12 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 16-04-2009 10:14 AM (15 years ago)
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na me dear, hw far na
Posted: at 16-04-2009 10:14 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- physayo at 16-04-2009 12:08 PM (15 years ago)
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too baaaaad
Posted: at 16-04-2009 12:08 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- size1 at 16-04-2009 04:24 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: physayo on 16-04-2009 12:08 PM
too baaaaad



wat?
Posted: at 16-04-2009 04:24 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Recoverd at 17-04-2009 04:40 AM (15 years ago)
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Chei! I dey fil 4d man
Posted: at 17-04-2009 04:40 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 17-04-2009 09:37 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on 16-04-2009 10:12 AM
D 1 wey comot 4 ur bom bom abi?

 ;Dso u still remeber where u go put ya head yesternite....lol
Posted: at 17-04-2009 09:37 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- NKEMJOU at 28-04-2009 12:13 AM (14 years ago)
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awww...dts nt gud
Posted: at 28-04-2009 12:13 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- emmymth at 28-04-2009 10:27 AM (14 years ago)
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very funny joke
Posted: at 28-04-2009 10:27 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- LadyBig2009 at 29-04-2009 01:33 PM (14 years ago)
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loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool....................
Posted: at 29-04-2009 01:33 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sillyjokker at 29-04-2009 01:47 PM (14 years ago)
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Posted b4... you try!
Posted: at 29-04-2009 01:47 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 29-04-2009 01:52 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on 29-04-2009 01:47 PM
Posted b4... you try!
madam.... welcum oooo...
e ka boo.... wetin you bring cum now?
Posted: at 29-04-2009 01:52 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- favourtee at 29-04-2009 04:39 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: iphie on 16-04-2009 09:59 AM
lolllllllllllllz una two don smoke gas
Gas they kill oo
Posted: at 29-04-2009 04:39 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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