Cunning man dies na cunning man go bury am!!!

Date: 15-04-2009 4:58 pm (15 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
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- at 15-04-2009 04:58 PM (15 years ago)
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My Rules

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"

His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night.. whether you're here or not."

14_Inches_long

Posted: at 15-04-2009 04:58 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Sheenor at 16-04-2009 07:50 AM (15 years ago)
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na wa o!
Posted: at 16-04-2009 07:50 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- iphie at 16-04-2009 09:27 AM (15 years ago)
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no b small wa o
Posted: at 16-04-2009 09:27 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- degreatest2 at 16-04-2009 09:33 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: iphie on 16-04-2009 09:27 AM
no b small wa o
Iphie, wetin no be small wa fr inside? dem don talk the joke like 75 times... wait oh!! make i check again na 750 times!!!!
Posted: at 16-04-2009 09:33 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 16-04-2009 09:42 AM (15 years ago)
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dat 1 no reach to wa o
Posted: at 16-04-2009 09:42 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 16-04-2009 09:42 AM (15 years ago)
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Posted b 1 million
Posted: at 16-04-2009 09:42 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 16-04-2009 09:44 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on 16-04-2009 09:42 AM
Posted b 1 million
G G... o correct....  Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 16-04-2009 09:44 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Gwhy at 16-04-2009 09:46 AM (15 years ago)
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Ehen na
Posted: at 16-04-2009 09:46 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 16-04-2009 09:51 AM (15 years ago)
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u c am nd him make am wa o
Posted: at 16-04-2009 09:51 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 16-04-2009 09:52 AM (15 years ago)
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Meaning?
Posted: at 16-04-2009 09:52 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 16-04-2009 10:06 AM (15 years ago)
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use ya tongue count teeth niga
Posted: at 16-04-2009 10:06 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 16-04-2009 10:11 AM (15 years ago)
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reading
Posted: at 16-04-2009 10:11 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 16-04-2009 10:41 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on 16-04-2009 09:52 AM
Meaning?
meaning dat u c am nd him make am wa o...  Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 16-04-2009 10:41 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- emmymth at 16-04-2009 10:49 AM (15 years ago)
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seeing it 4 d 1st tym.Really funny
Posted: at 16-04-2009 10:49 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- degreatest2 at 16-04-2009 10:51 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: emmymth on 16-04-2009 10:49 AM
seeing it 4 d 1st tym.Really funny
why u no go dey see am fr the first time!!!!
Posted: at 16-04-2009 10:51 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- downlowguy at 21-04-2009 05:19 PM (15 years ago)
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lol tit for tat
Posted: at 21-04-2009 05:19 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sheenor at 21-04-2009 05:58 PM (15 years ago)
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gush
Posted: at 21-04-2009 05:58 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- KleverC at 21-04-2009 07:34 PM (15 years ago)
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family wahala
Posted: at 21-04-2009 07:34 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 21-04-2009 08:57 PM (15 years ago)
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.
Posted: at 21-04-2009 08:57 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 21-04-2009 08:58 PM (15 years ago)
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.
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