Male assertiveness

Date: 15-04-2009 5:01 pm (15 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
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Male assertiveness
A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he went to a psychiatrist.

The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home.

He had finished the book by the time he reached his house.

The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife.

Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

"The funeral director," said his wife.

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Posted: at 15-04-2009 05:01 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- cassidyn at 15-04-2009 06:09 PM (15 years ago)
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- Toks-E at 15-04-2009 07:30 PM (15 years ago)
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- elusakin at 16-04-2009 06:06 AM (15 years ago)
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lol, assertiveness killer.
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- Sheenor at 16-04-2009 06:44 AM (15 years ago)
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- nickyvil at 16-04-2009 07:05 AM (15 years ago)
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- monasea at 22-11-2011 08:54 PM (12 years ago)
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cos the wife know say she bi da boss
Posted: at 22-11-2011 08:54 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 22-11-2011 09:51 PM (12 years ago)
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- Chiluvsky at 23-11-2011 04:55 PM (12 years ago)
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