Why God Created Man

Date: 16-04-2009 1:18 pm (15 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
- at 16-04-2009 01:18 PM (15 years ago)
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One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.

"Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?"

"Lord, I know you created me and all of this beautiful garden and all of these amazing animals and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy."

"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above. "Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."

"Well Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."

"What's a man, Lord?" "Man will be a flawed creature, with many wreteched traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vainglorious; all in all, he'll give you a hard time.

But... he'll be bigger, stronger, and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly when he's aroused, but since you've been complaining, I'll make him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs.

He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be too smart, so he'll also need your advice to think properly."

"Sounds wonderful!" says Eve, " but what's the catch, Lord?"

Well... you can have him on one condition."

"What's that, Lord?" "As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring... So you'll have to let him believe

 that I made him first. That will make him happier a bit, Just remember, it's our little secret... You know, woman to woman."

14_Inches_Long

Posted: at 16-04-2009 01:18 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Sheenor at 16-04-2009 01:26 PM (15 years ago)
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Poster u try

Posted: at 16-04-2009 01:26 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- size1 at 16-04-2009 04:19 PM (15 years ago)
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maybe
Posted: at 16-04-2009 04:19 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 16-04-2009 06:41 PM (15 years ago)
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Posted: at 16-04-2009 06:41 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Recoverd at 17-04-2009 04:05 AM (15 years ago)
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U try. Lol
Posted: at 17-04-2009 04:05 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 17-04-2009 09:55 AM (15 years ago)
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Posted: at 17-04-2009 09:55 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- opyscol at 18-04-2009 12:09 AM (15 years ago)
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i dey very sure say ur bible na pirated one na im make u get dis wrong info.
anyway u try bt no try am again with god's word
Posted: at 18-04-2009 12:09 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Sheenor at 18-04-2009 10:31 AM (15 years ago)
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abeg tell am

Posted: at 18-04-2009 10:31 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Sheenor at 18-04-2009 10:32 AM (15 years ago)
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Posted: at 18-04-2009 10:32 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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