Fart; a silent killer.

A man wanted to surprise his wife by preparing super before her arrival. On this faithful day, the wife stopped at a friend's house and was offered a big plate of beans. She ate to her satisfaction, knowing fully well that she would only prepared her husband meal cos she was already ok for 9t. On her way home she felt a huge urge to visit the comfort station, but kept to herslf that she will manage to get home before going to the toilet. The hushand has prepared her favourite dish of rice and plantain. The house bell rang, the husband quickly ran to get the door. "welcome dear, i have  a surprise for u". The husband use a vail to cover the wife's eyes and lead her to the dinning table. All the time the wife tried to explain to the husband that she would like to visit the toile but he didnt allow. Feeling very very uncomfortable, she managed to sit down. During this time, the house phone rang and the husband went to receive it. The wife seeing this as an opportunity, raised one side of her buttocks and release a silent fart. Thank God the husband was yelling at the other end, he could'nt hear the sound of the fart. But the odour was another thing else. The wife use her hand to wave air across the table in order to drive the odour away. She waited for another minute, seeing the husband stil talking, release another louder fart. Wave the odour away as usual. By then the husband was through. She was a little bit releave nw. The husband aproach her, nt knowng what has happened, removed the vail. And behold, there were 12 others sitting at the table with hand across their nose. 

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Posted: at 24-11-2012 08:21 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

U try

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Posted: at 24-11-2012 09:22 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

wat a mess

Posted: at 24-11-2012 10:42 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie

Tired of dis site, Full of shit 

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Posted: at 24-11-2012 12:09 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Sleeping under d water. 

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Posted: at 24-11-2012 03:14 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

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Posted: at 24-11-2012 10:08 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

what?

Posted: at 24-11-2012 10:12 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

FUNNY GUY NA IDEA U WAN TAKE ENTER?
NOBODY DEY THIEF AM CUZ SHE DEY GO WITH BODY GUARD
WEN I GIVE HER

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Posted: at 24-11-2012 10:24 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

na me dey use ıdea      u don 4get say ı get boyz for hıa  u go soon smell ur yansh 

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Posted: at 24-11-2012 10:30 PM (11 years ago) | Hero

   yuu mean am

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Posted: at 1-12-2012 08:53 PM (11 years ago) | Hero