Who is smarter among the 3 cats ???

Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The
   first mouse slams
   down a shot and says, "I play with mouse traps for fun. I'll run into
   one on purpose and as
   it's closing on me, I grab the bar and bench press it twenty or thirty
   times." And with that
   he slams another shot.

   The second mouse slams down a shot and says, "That's nothing. I take
   those Decon
   tablets, cut 'em up, and snort 'em just for the fun of it." And with
   that he slams another
   shot.
   The third mouse slams down a shot, gets up and walks away. The first
   two mice look at
   each other, and then turn to the third mouse and ask, "Where the hell
   are you going?"
   The third mouse stops and replies, "I'm going home to f**k the cat."
The 2 other cats look at themselves in dis-believe !!!!!

14_Inches_Long

Posted: at 22-04-2009 01:23 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

i don't see any smart mice here.... what is see are 2 blind mice and a stupid cat....
bros, dis one dry ooooo....

Posted: at 22-04-2009 02:13 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

Kris,

Shine you eye. Any mouse wey de muske (shag) cat na wise one be that. Anyway if it is dry abeg, mix am with water..


I de go on break joooo.


14_Inches_long

Posted: at 22-04-2009 04:39 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

huh

Posted: at 22-04-2009 07:18 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

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Posted: at 23-04-2009 02:37 AM (15 years ago) | Hero

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Posted: at 21-12-2012 11:45 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero

dis one na real confused joke

Posted: at 22-12-2012 01:01 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac