Holy offence

Date: 24-04-2009 12:30 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Okafor Chiedozie
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- at 24-04-2009 12:30 PM (14 years ago)
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I was in the church last sunday wen i started smelling cigarette smokes. Wow! I looked back and saw a beautiful lady puffing the smokes. I was terrified so much that the bottle of bear I was sipping nearly fall from my hand. Please forgive me.

Posted: at 24-04-2009 12:30 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- anonymous2 at 24-04-2009 12:37 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Doxy on 24-04-2009 12:30 PM
I was in the church last sunday wen i started smelling cigarette smokes. Wow! I looked back and saw a beautiful lady puffing the smokes. I was terrified so much that the bottle of bear I was sipping nearly fall from my hand. Please forgive me.
wat a pity God's house don turn to joke for u abi?

Posted: at 24-04-2009 12:37 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- blackberryPearl at 24-04-2009 12:50 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: anonymous2 on 24-04-2009 12:37 PM
Quote from: Doxy on 24-04-2009 12:30 PM
I was in the church last sunday wen i started smelling cigarette smokes. Wow! I looked back and saw a beautiful lady puffing the smokes. I was terrified so much that the bottle of bear I was sipping nearly fall from my hand. Please forgive me.
wat a pity God's house don turn to joke for u abi?
ask him oooooo
for crying out loud
wat a pity God's house don turn to joke for u abi?
Posted: at 24-04-2009 12:50 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- vivian07 at 24-04-2009 12:52 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Doxy on 24-04-2009 12:30 PM
I was in the church last sunday wen i started smelling cigarette smokes. Wow! I looked back and saw a beautiful lady puffing the smokes. I was terrified so much that the bottle of bear I was sipping nearly fall from my hand. Please forgive me.
see ur package for ground. Roll Eyes Roll Eyes, abi na the smoke make am change position  Lips Sealed
Posted: at 24-04-2009 12:52 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- ibobobelvis at 24-04-2009 12:55 PM (14 years ago)
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HE IS NOT SERIOUS,ANUMANU

Posted: at 24-04-2009 12:55 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- blackberryPearl at 24-04-2009 12:55 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: ibobobelvis on 24-04-2009 12:55 PM
HE IS NOT SERIOUS,ANUMANU
anumanu? as in animal?
Posted: at 24-04-2009 12:55 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- lovemar at 24-04-2009 01:04 PM (14 years ago)
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@poster Even though u want to make a joke na here u suppose to make d post, wrong room.
Posted: at 24-04-2009 01:04 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- blackberryPearl at 24-04-2009 01:05 PM (14 years ago)
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.................
Posted: at 24-04-2009 01:05 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- vivian07 at 24-04-2009 01:07 PM (14 years ago)
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i can imagine  Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 24-04-2009 01:07 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Toks-E at 24-04-2009 01:15 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Doxy on 24-04-2009 12:30 PM
I was in the church last sunday wen i started smelling cigarette smokes. Wow! I looked back and saw a beautiful lady puffing the smokes. I was terrified so much that the bottle of bear I was sipping nearly fall from my hand. Please forgive me.

thats a joke that has been posted on the forum 200 yrs ago

Posted: at 24-04-2009 01:15 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- onchedu at 24-04-2009 01:25 PM (14 years ago)
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Mcheeeeew!!!
Posted: at 24-04-2009 01:25 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Toks-E at 24-04-2009 01:25 PM (14 years ago)
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u wan turn to snake?

Posted: at 24-04-2009 01:25 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- lovemar at 24-04-2009 01:34 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on 24-04-2009 01:15 PM
Quote from: Doxy on 24-04-2009 12:30 PM
I was in the church last sunday wen i started smelling cigarette smokes. Wow! I looked back and saw a beautiful lady puffing the smokes. I was terrified so much that the bottle of bear I was sipping nearly fall from my hand. Please forgive me.

thats a joke that has been posted on the forum 200 yrs ago

U mean whn we never born, but then i no sure say we get internet by then
Posted: at 24-04-2009 01:34 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- d_man at 24-04-2009 01:41 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Doxy on 24-04-2009 12:30 PM
I was in the church last sunday wen i started smelling cigarette smokes. Wow! I looked back and saw a beautiful lady puffing the smokes. I was terrified so much that the bottle of bear I was sipping nearly fall from my hand. Please forgive me.
M+U multiplied by 2 = ?

Posted: at 24-04-2009 01:41 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- myragonza at 27-04-2009 06:38 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Doxy on 24-04-2009 12:30 PM
I was in the church last sunday wen i started smelling cigarette smokes. Wow! I looked back and saw a beautiful lady puffing the smokes. I was terrified so much that the bottle of bear I was sipping nearly fall from my hand. Please forgive me.


WTF

Posted: at 27-04-2009 06:38 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chrissiebee at 27-04-2009 06:40 AM (14 years ago)
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lmfaooo....

Posted: at 27-04-2009 06:40 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- ironlady at 27-04-2009 06:42 AM (14 years ago)
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ur sense dey inside dat bottle u dey sip ur brain small small abi yet u no get at all!!it willl all fall soon
Posted: at 27-04-2009 06:42 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- chrissiebee at 27-04-2009 06:45 AM (14 years ago)
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.............

Posted: at 27-04-2009 06:45 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Akpan01 at 27-04-2009 09:13 AM (14 years ago)
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I CANT BELIVE WHAT U R SAYING...

Posted: at 27-04-2009 09:13 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Tomdequola at 27-04-2009 09:55 AM (14 years ago)
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pathetic

Posted: at 27-04-2009 09:55 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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