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''Tonto Dike,you are a monkey'' - Onyeka nwelue

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Topic: ''Tonto Dike,you are a monkey'' - Onyeka nwelue (Read 28184 times)
koolyarns (86)
1 year ago

An Ibo man who goes by the name Onyeka nwelue wrote this letter to Tonto Dike after she insulted all Ibo men recently.


Dear Tonto Dikeh,

I know you feel beautiful this morning! Well, beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. For me, you are nowhere near ‘beautiful’. You are just there. But before I tell you what I really want to tell you, I need to tell you something. There is a lady called Adele. She is a singer. She sings. I need to explain what a singer means, because I understand that you have no brain at all. Because I hate sugar-coating, I am hated by a lot of people. You are just like me too. I will understand when people hate you, but, seriously, if you think Igbo men are nosy, then, you are right. That is your opinion and you must protect it.
I am an Igbo man. I will defend myself right now. Back to Adele. I will tell you everything about this young lady who transformed herself into something very beautiful in the eyes of men. I also understand that you don’t know her, but it won’t hurt if I tell you about her now. This is what TIME magazine wrote about her few days ago: “As talented and appealing as she is, few could foresee how utterly dominant Adele would be in 2011: in an era where even the highest-tier musical acts can struggle to move records, her sophomore effort, 21, sold 17 million copies worldwide and spent 16 weeks at the top of the Billboard 200 chart, the longest for any record since 1998′s Titanic sound track. Combined with sales of her previous album, 19, Adele has topped the U.K. charts for 21 weeks — a feat matched only by the bands Oasis and Queen.” Tonto nne m, Adele is 23. You are older. She is not worried about her future. You are. She is focused about her music.

You are worried that no Igbo man will marry you after you’ve created yourself into a bamboo stick. Truth is that I don’t know you personally, but you’ve created a strong mystery around yourself. People see you as a soul from hell. They say you’ve sold your soul to the devil. Me, I don’t know where the devil lives, but I think you have. You even went ahead to show us tattoos at your back. I just didn’t understand why you did that. As an Igbo man, I will never marry a woman who has shown the entire world ‘my tattoos.’ It is not good. I am an Igbo man, so I will
need to know who snapped the picture. Maybe, your secret boyfriend? This is the reason why we are bad, abi? Adele doesn’t go around seeking attention. She doesn’t pay anyone to publish pictures of her tattoos. Who knows? She may just have a lot of them. I haven’t seen them. I have seen yours.

There is nothing wrong in you tattooing your entire body, but what is my business with that? Are you not supposed to be an actress? Of course, I understand that you appear in badographic films now? That is good. At least, you are doing what you know best. But to pick on Igbo men? This is very unacceptable. You insulted a lot of us. This simply shows how unintelligent you are towards anthropology. Men are the same all over the world. Igbo man, Yoruba man, Hausa man. We all treat women in similar ways. We love unconditionally. And we all become nosy when our women start acting like you. If your father is an Igbo man, dearest Tonto Dikeh, you are a monkey. But I will be sorry if you didn’t say that. I only rely on the media, since I don’t know you
personally. If you didn’t say it, Tonto, I am very sorry. I will publicly apologise. Yet, I believe you did, because you do so many things after marijuana. If it’s not good for your brain, stop smoking. Listen to Adele’s Someone Like You and you will feel good.

I don’t look forward to hearing from you.

Sincerely,
Onyeka Nwelue

See his pic:
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5 Jan 13, 03:12 PM
smiles4smart (27)
1 year ago

Wow this is serious o.

5 Jan 13, 04:37 PM
arsenal123 (6513)
1 year ago

 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Grin Grin Grin Grin

5 Jan 13, 05:18 PM
winace (19062)
1 year ago

Hmmmmmmm wat a beautiful letter.

5 Jan 13, 05:42 PM
sexyluv (17)
1 year ago

I don laugh scatter here. O boy, see big tym yabbing. I really dig dat man letter. Onyeka u make sense die. Hahahahahahahahahaha

5 Jan 13, 05:51 PM
HOPEA23 (22058)
1 year ago

Okay...I tot this happens last year ..why responding to her this year.....well this is uncalled for...I'm not a fan of tonto....what she wrote was wrong but bring yourself to the same level as her..not good....make una let peace rain abeg...


5 Jan 13, 05:54 PM
longben (817)
1 year ago

send her to the devil because she doesnt like ibo men?the writer must be one heavily frustrated and jobless mad-man

5 Jan 13, 05:57 PM
osamabinladin (13589)
1 year ago

WHATEVER

5 Jan 13, 06:01 PM
ivygal (373)
1 year ago

Lolzzzzzz! I luv igbos jare...proudly igbo babe...

5 Jan 13, 06:08 PM
Biafranwar (2935)
1 year ago

All hail Biafra

5 Jan 13, 06:12 PM
christianity (3251)
1 year ago

WELL SAID BRO,BUT WHAT I WANT YOU TO KNOW IS THAT,THE SAME FOOL THAT IS INSULTING THE IGBO RACE IS ALSO AN IGBO WOMAN.IF NOT ASK HER WHAT THE NAME DIKEH MEANS IN IGBO,AND ALSO ASK HER THE LANGUAGE THAT  THE IKWERE PPL SPEAKS IF NOT IGBO.AND LASTLY,HER NAME (TONTO) IN SPANISH LANGUAGE MEANS (FOOL).SO MY DEAR SHE IS ACTING EXACLY ACCORDING TO HER NAME.DONT BLAME HER

5 Jan 13, 06:12 PM
stikerxxx (1229)
1 year ago

 Grin Grin Grin Roll Eyes Grin Grin Grin Roll Eyes Grin Grin Grin Roll Eyes

5 Jan 13, 06:21 PM
Noble12 (4983)
1 year ago

Nd so?

5 Jan 13, 06:22 PM
ezchusa (3796)
1 year ago

Where can i get a copy of this letter?


5 Jan 13, 06:32 PM
kattie77 (1326)
1 year ago

The man dey vex ooo

5 Jan 13, 06:38 PM
cocoeni (13675)
1 year ago

hmmm

5 Jan 13, 06:51 PM
Theswaggerman (170)
1 year ago

See blasting o


5 Jan 13, 07:22 PM
bigdad95 (464)
1 year ago

 Shocked Shocked Shocked

5 Jan 13, 07:28 PM
paulohking (10878)
1 year ago

Ok ok

5 Jan 13, 07:41 PM
colenzo (1672)
1 year ago

Quote from: longben on  5 Jan 13, 05:57 PM
send her to the devil because she doesnt like ibo men?the writer must be one heavily frustrated and jobless mad-man
look at the guy do he look like frustrated man ,see the freshness of his face u will know that he is equal to task


5 Jan 13, 07:49 PM
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