A VERY ugly man walks into the bar with a big grin on his face and orders a draft beer. "What are you so happy about?" asks the barman. "Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the railroad tracks. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, you know, just like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, in every position imaginable!" "Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky bastard, was she pretty?"
"Dunno............Never found the head!"
Posted: at 28-04-2009 01:30 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
14_Inches_Long at 29-04-2009 12:05 PM (14 years ago) (m)
Wetin concern agbero with overload, in as much as she get hole, she head he need or the main gangan.
You are just like a proverbial man that was dashed free pu**y for shagging, and he re rejected it on the fact that there is no hair in the private place, she na hair he wan shag or the Abuja part of the body. I begger no dey get choice.
There is a saying in my village that na quick quick person dey shag mad woman, if you take too long, she will bite you!!!!
14_Inches
Posted: at 29-04-2009 12:05 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Wetin concern agbero with overload, in as much as she get hole, she head he need or the main gangan.
You are just like a proverbial man that was dashed free pu**y for shagging, and he re rejected it on the fact that there is no hair in the private place, she na hair he wan shag or the Abuja part of the body. I begger no dey get choice.
There is a saying in my village that na quick quick person dey shag mad woman, if you take too long, she will bite you!!!!
14_Inches
hahahahah
2.0.
Posted: at 29-04-2009 12:30 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
A VERY ugly man walks into the bar with a big grin on his face and orders a draft beer. "What are you so happy about?" asks the barman. "Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the railroad tracks. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, you know, just like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, in every position imaginable!" "Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky bastard, was she pretty?"
"Dunno............Never found the head!"
eewwwww, dats crazy sha
nice one sha
2.0.
Posted: at 29-04-2009 12:30 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
14_Inches_Long at 29-04-2009 01:18 PM (14 years ago) (m)
TOKSSSSEEE,
No make me vex ooo, se na head the man need or the other thing.
If this thing garb you, it is like when epilepsy grab somebody, he no get control. Did you read my joke on "it gets lonely in the desert??" then you will understand what I mean.
When a drunk man want shag, it doesn't matter whether na chicken dey aroung or goat, the most important thing is for the man to empty his cannisters and make sure all the bullets are exhausted !!!!
the joke say, the man na ugly man, where him go get normal person to play with??
14_Inches
Posted: at 29-04-2009 01:18 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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