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Single Ladies Write Letter to Future Husbands


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Single Ladies Write Letter to Future Husbands on: 24 Jan 13, 07:05 PM (3 years ago) by
sincara (86 | Newbie)
(m)

Culled from: http://mrlatest.com/2013/01/single-ladies-write-letter-to-future-husbands/

The joy of a responsible lady is to get married ‘in good’ rather than allow yourself to be turned into a baby-making factory by so-called celebrities. The funny letter below say it all…



    Dear very loving male folks,

    We the female folks wish to bring to your notice that in less than 3weeks, there shall be the celebration of love (feb.14). We’d appreciate it if alongside that box of chocolate is a box of ring- be it diamond, gold, silver or bronze!

We know how much you want us to take a trip to bahamas, sun-city, miami and paris and we appreciate the kind gesture. BUT instead of the holiday trip, we would appreciate it if you took a trip to our family house instead!

We’ve given you enough hints such as invitation to weddings, church vigils, child dedication and all sorts.

Unfortunately, you are all dumb to realize that – of course we understand that some of you broke up with us during the xmas period but apologies will only be accepted in the form of a marriage proposal with it’s consummation in no distant time!

Valentine’s day is just 3weeks away so you have enough time to call your friends for a drink and tell your fathers, mothers and siblings about us.

Thank you for your kind cooperation.

Signed:
President, Single Ladies Association.
Reply #1 on: 24 Jan 13, 08:15 PM (3 years ago) by
micc (9747 | Hero)
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Ok
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Reply #2 on: 24 Jan 13, 08:24 PM (3 years ago) by
winace (27161 | Addicted Hero)
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Hahahahahahahaah I love dis letter..... Really funny hahahaha I can't stop laughing
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Reply #3 on: 25 Jan 13, 02:51 AM (3 years ago) by
philsparrow (98 | Newbie)
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Don't worry, i think a trip to dubai will quench diz Letter. No be only trip to family house or village. Church vigils are a source of groovy to Naija gals now, were etighi, azonto, kukure, and alingo etc. Is now been danced in the house of God. God almighty should hav mercy on us.
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Reply #4 on: 25 Jan 13, 03:08 AM (3 years ago) by
lee22 (2935 | Gistmaniac)
(f)

i see Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes single ladies association at 35y  hmmmmm  Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
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Reply #5 on: 25 Jan 13, 03:10 AM (3 years ago) by
bmygeorge (312 | Upcoming)
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Ify so you later sent out this later to the world, i thought i promised to make it up this valentine ?  Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
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Reply #6 on: 25 Jan 13, 03:16 AM (3 years ago) by
xband (597 | Upcoming)
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wonders they say shall never end. 35 years and still be single is not a new thing in this world, so manage it.
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Reply #7 on: 25 Jan 13, 03:32 AM (3 years ago) by
beneno (21895 | Addicted Hero)
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 Roll Eyes  Roll Eyes  Roll Eyes  Roll Eyes  Roll Eyes
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Reply #8 on: 25 Jan 13, 03:33 AM (3 years ago) by
beneno (21895 | Addicted Hero)
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 Roll Eyes  Roll Eyes  Roll Eyes  Roll Eyes  Roll Eyes
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Reply #9 on: 25 Jan 13, 03:39 AM (3 years ago) by
beneno (21895 | Addicted Hero)
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naijapals i don dey fear una ooooooo,wetin dey keep una awake reach this time of the night?? i am beginig to suspect some of una oooo because the way armrobery and so many other night crime dey increase nowadays dey tire me,i didn,t say you guys are one of them oooo.  Roll Eyes  Roll Eyes  Roll Eyes  Roll Eyes  Roll Eyes
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Reply #10 on: 25 Jan 13, 03:48 AM (3 years ago) by
lee22 (2935 | Gistmaniac)
(f)

Quote from: beneno on 25 Jan 13, 03:39 AM
naijapals i don dey fear una ooooooo,wetin dey keep una awake reach this time of the night?? i am beginig to suspect some of una oooo because the way armrobery and so many other night crime dey increase nowadays dey tire me,i didn,t say you guys are one of them oooo.  Roll Eyes  Roll Eyes  Roll Eyes  Roll Eyes  Roll Eyes
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin you no dey sleep Huh?
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Reply #11 on: 25 Jan 13, 03:58 AM (3 years ago) by
beneno (21895 | Addicted Hero)
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Quote from: lee22 on 25 Jan 13, 03:48 AM
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin you no dey sleep Huh?
ni from dream i dey comment from so naa,naijapals don master me so tey my wife tell me say i dey shout naijapals when i dey sleep and i also dey make my fingers like sombody when they type computer keypads when i dey sleep.one day as i wake up she also ask me who be ajanni because she say i dey call the name inside sleep  Cheesy  Cheesy  Cheesy  Cheesy  Cheesy
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Reply #12 on: 25 Jan 13, 04:02 AM (3 years ago) by
lee22 (2935 | Gistmaniac)
(f)

Quote from: beneno on 25 Jan 13, 03:58 AM
ni from dream i dey comment from so naa,naijapals don master me so tey my wife tell me say i dey shout naijapals when i dey sleep and i also dey make my fingers like sombody when they type computer keypads when i dey sleep.one day as i wake up she also ask me who be ajanni because she say i dey call the name inside sleep  Cheesy  Cheesy  Cheesy  Cheesy  Cheesy
you funny sha Grin Grin Grin
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Reply #13 on: 25 Jan 13, 04:20 AM (3 years ago) by
ezchusa (3750 | Gistmaniac)
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Hehehe Grin

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Reply #14 on: 25 Jan 13, 04:53 AM (3 years ago) by
funp (5 | Newbie)
(f)

they try wella , so i need to see, letter from  the single guys, what they need from the ladies, hahahahahahahaah
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Reply #15 on: 25 Jan 13, 05:40 AM (3 years ago) by
Wysetots (8186 | Hero)
(m)

Quote from: philsparrow on 25 Jan 13, 02:51 AM
Don't worry, i think a trip to dubai will quench diz Letter. No be only trip to family house or village. Church vigils are a source of groovy to Naija gals now, were etighi, azonto, kukure, and alingo etc. Is now been danced in the house of God. God almighty should hav mercy on us.

 Grin;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D
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Reply #16 on: 25 Jan 13, 06:03 AM (3 years ago) by
Shegzan (7006 | Gistmaniac)
(m)

Kk

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Reply #17 on: 25 Jan 13, 06:29 AM (3 years ago) by
dickman2 (34649 | Addicted Hero)
(m)

wetin come happen ..
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Reply #18 on: 25 Jan 13, 06:57 AM (3 years ago) by
Solidstonez (37453 | Addicted Hero)
(f)

Quote from: beneno on 25 Jan 13, 03:58 AM
ni from dream i dey comment from so naa,naijapals don master me so tey my wife tell me say i dey shout naijapals when i dey sleep and i also dey make my fingers like sombody when they type computer keypads when i dey sleep.one day as i wake up she also ask me who be ajanni because she say i dey call the name inside sleep  Cheesy  Cheesy  Cheesy  Cheesy  Cheesy
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

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Reply #19 on: 25 Jan 13, 06:58 AM (3 years ago) by
Solidstonez (37453 | Addicted Hero)
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OK

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