The joy of a responsible lady is to get married ‘in good’ rather than allow yourself to be turned into a baby-making factory by so-called celebrities. The funny letter below say it all…
Dear very loving male folks,
We the female folks wish to bring to your notice that in less than 3weeks, there shall be the celebration of love (feb.14). We’d appreciate it if alongside that box of chocolate is a box of ring- be it diamond, gold, silver or bronze!
We know how much you want us to take a trip to bahamas, sun-city, miami and paris and we appreciate the kind gesture. BUT instead of the holiday trip, we would appreciate it if you took a trip to our family house instead!
We’ve given you enough hints such as invitation to weddings, church vigils, child dedication and all sorts.
Unfortunately, you are all dumb to realize that – of course we understand that some of you broke up with us during the xmas period but apologies will only be accepted in the form of a marriage proposal with it’s consummation in no distant time!
Valentine’s day is just 3weeks away so you have enough time to call your friends for a drink and tell your fathers, mothers and siblings about us.
Thank you for your kind cooperation.
Signed: President, Single Ladies Association.
Posted: at 24-01-2013 07:05 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
philsparrow at 25-01-2013 02:51 AM (11 years ago) (m)
Don't worry, i think a trip to dubai will quench diz Letter. No be only trip to family house or village. Church vigils are a source of groovy to Naija gals now, were etighi, azonto, kukure, and alingo etc. Is now been danced in the house of God. God almighty should hav mercy on us.
Posted: at 25-01-2013 02:51 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
naijapals i don dey fear una ooooooo,wetin dey keep una awake reach this time of the night?? i am beginig to suspect some of una oooo because the way armrobery and so many other night crime dey increase nowadays dey tire me,i didn,t say you guys are one of them oooo.
Posted: at 25-01-2013 03:39 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
naijapals i don dey fear una ooooooo,wetin dey keep una awake reach this time of the night?? i am beginig to suspect some of una oooo because the way armrobery and so many other night crime dey increase nowadays dey tire me,i didn,t say you guys are one of them oooo.
you no dey sleep
Posted: at 25-01-2013 03:48 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
ni from dream i dey comment from so naa,naijapals don master me so tey my wife tell me say i dey shout naijapals when i dey sleep and i also dey make my fingers like sombody when they type computer keypads when i dey sleep.one day as i wake up she also ask me who be ajanni because she say i dey call the name inside sleep
Posted: at 25-01-2013 03:58 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
ni from dream i dey comment from so naa,naijapals don master me so tey my wife tell me say i dey shout naijapals when i dey sleep and i also dey make my fingers like sombody when they type computer keypads when i dey sleep.one day as i wake up she also ask me who be ajanni because she say i dey call the name inside sleep
you funny sha
Posted: at 25-01-2013 04:02 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Wysetots at 25-01-2013 05:40 AM (11 years ago) (m)
Quote from: philsparrow on 25-01-2013 02:51 AM
Don't worry, i think a trip to dubai will quench diz Letter. No be only trip to family house or village. Church vigils are a source of groovy to Naija gals now, were etighi, azonto, kukure, and alingo etc. Is now been danced in the house of God. God almighty should hav mercy on us.
;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D
Posted: at 25-01-2013 05:40 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
Solidstonez at 25-01-2013 06:57 AM (11 years ago) (f)
Quote from: beneno on 25-01-2013 03:58 AM
ni from dream i dey comment from so naa,naijapals don master me so tey my wife tell me say i dey shout naijapals when i dey sleep and i also dey make my fingers like sombody when they type computer keypads when i dey sleep.one day as i wake up she also ask me who be ajanni because she say i dey call the name inside sleep
I AM WHO I AM, IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, YOU CAN BLOODY DO THE OTHER THING AND FCUK ALL HATERZ
Posted: at 25-01-2013 06:57 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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