HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY & HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

Date: 22-02-2013 1:57 am (11 years ago) | Author: Meni
- at 22-02-2013 01:57 AM (11 years ago)
(m)

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him with peace
4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
5. Don't bother him with his
movements
So whats so hard about that
?

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

It's really not too difficult but.... To make a
woman happy, a man only needs
to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments
regularly
45. Go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU
MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention
51. give her lots of time,
especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never
worrying about where she goes.

BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY
IMPORTANT
53. never forget
*birthdays
*anniversaries
*valentine
*arrangements she makes.

true or false?

Posted: at 22-02-2013 01:57 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- paul4daddykalu at 22-02-2013 01:59 AM (11 years ago)
(m)

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him with peace
4. Don't check his phone (Messages)
5. Don't bother him with his
movements
So whats so hard about that
?

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

It's really not too difficult but.... To make a
woman happy, a man only needs
to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments
regularly
45. Go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU
MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention
51. give her lots of time,
especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never
worrying about where she goes.

BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY
IMPORTANT
53. never forget
*birthdays
*anniversaries
*valentine
*arrangements she makes.

true or false?
Posted: at 22-02-2013 01:59 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- sugarbaby2392 at 22-02-2013 05:18 AM (11 years ago)
(f)
let me see other coments first b4 i commet u hear
Posted: at 22-02-2013 05:18 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- holaolu1 at 22-02-2013 08:23 AM (11 years ago)
(m)
Wetin happen: all dis 4 them!
dis 1 self don pass d 10 commandments wey God give Moses!
Posted: at 22-02-2013 08:23 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ela214 at 22-02-2013 01:23 PM (11 years ago)
(f)
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa......gud morning.......make i sssssssssssssssssss
Posted: at 22-02-2013 01:23 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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