A Really Bad Day

Date: 04-05-2009 12:00 pm (14 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
- at 4-05-2009 12:00 PM (14 years ago)
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A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."


14_Inches

 

Posted: at 4-05-2009 12:00 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- emmymth at 5-05-2009 03:31 PM (14 years ago)
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good one
Posted: at 5-05-2009 03:31 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- quinzee4me at 5-05-2009 07:55 PM (14 years ago)
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first ever funny joke u posted in a long while

hehehehehehehhehehehehehe
am still laughing

its really funny
Posted: at 5-05-2009 07:55 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 6-05-2009 10:47 AM (14 years ago)
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u no dey read be dat
Posted: at 6-05-2009 10:47 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 6-05-2009 04:35 PM (14 years ago)
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know it but still funny! crazy though..onijekuje
Posted: at 6-05-2009 04:35 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 14_Inches_Long at 6-05-2009 05:48 PM (14 years ago)
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Quinzeee, Quinzeee,

How you dey now. All this your denge-pose for picture no go help you...

Which one you dey now Huh??

Which one you like first, make I take welcome you back on this forum. FF or EF ??


I dey wait for ya answer..



14_Inches
Posted: at 6-05-2009 05:48 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 6-05-2009 05:49 PM (14 years ago)
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she said Ff. she is shy to tell u.lol
Posted: at 6-05-2009 05:49 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 14_Inches_Long at 6-05-2009 05:51 PM (14 years ago)
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As if you know that is my favourite, Abeg help me ask her where she want it FRONT or BACK or like Monical Lewinsky (i mean inside mouth) Huh??



14_Inches
Posted: at 6-05-2009 05:51 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 6-05-2009 05:53 PM (14 years ago)
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u ask urself..
 i no wan ask dat..
 dat long tin wey u get dey scare meo
Posted: at 6-05-2009 05:53 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 8-05-2009 03:16 PM (14 years ago)
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y nah?Ur honeypotcat doll no deep reach
Posted: at 8-05-2009 03:16 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 8-05-2009 11:55 PM (14 years ago)
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ahh! na teddy oo,,dey do good workthnx to him..lol
Posted: at 8-05-2009 11:55 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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