Toilet Etiquette

Toilet Etiquette

During a good manners and etiquette class being held for young children, the teacher says to her students:

“If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?”

Mike replies: “Wait a minute, I’m going for a piss.”

The teacher says: “That would be very rude and improper on your part.”

Charlie replies: “I’m sorry I need to go to the toilet, I’ll be back in a minute.”

The teacher says: “That’s much better but to mention the word “toilet” during a meal, is unpleasant.”

And Little Johnny says: “My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend,

whom, I hope to be able to introduce to you after dinner.”


What'd You Think?


14_Inches
 

Posted: at 4-05-2009 04:52 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

Posted: at 5-05-2009 10:07 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

really funny, so if i commot wit commisoner pikin i go tell a desame tyn, toks e take note

Posted: at 5-05-2009 10:31 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Iphie, I will soon introduce my friend to you after tonight dinner.

Girls when they go out on a date if you see how dey tear chicken for TANTALISER or Sweet Sensation, you body go dey pain you, because it is naira that is being torn just like that.

Me I no dey carry lady go that kind place oooh, otherwise, your economy go crunch, you go dey cash strapped, your economy go PEME. They no dey pity us and our money. The food we dem no fit eat for them mama house, na dat kind food them go dey eat on date as if we no dey work for the money. If you are a man make you no allow women to order foor at the restaurant. Make you order for her.

So therefore, I know se you go wound my pocket after today's dinner, but, Weep not my child, becuase God go reward me as I will have the pleasure of introducing my friend to you after the dinner.


14_Inches

Posted: at 5-05-2009 12:12 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

14 inch, i cant wat to meet ur frind, abeg helep me teach emmy as dem take dey meet friend nd all, so dat tomorow him go do d intro well

Posted: at 5-05-2009 12:17 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Iphie, are you sure you can handle my friend if he get angry during introduction, if he does, one person no fit persuade am ooo. You are on your own becuase hin go tear you to pieces. Me I no have money for surgical opertaion.

I advice you make you bring, MOAK, LADYBIG,PHYSAYO and others and also men may come to help you people like Size1 with his small yash and degreatest, emmanuel and most especially that small boy called Emmy, make all of them bring PAMPERS in case of acciedental discharge..

I have warned you...


14_Inches

Posted: at 5-05-2009 12:35 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Me I dey do both ooo, because there is a saying that if the thing wey you like to chop no dey available again, the ones that you hate must be careful, because them no safe anymore. Did you read that viagra overdose joke, wey he wound his wife and pregnate house girl and he went and stand outside the gate in case any girl dey pass!!!!

So na only ON he get no OFF, so be careful..


14_Inches

Posted: at 5-05-2009 12:49 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Whether I use viagra or i no use, everytime, he go sing NATIONAL ANTHME. Na ATENTION all the time. Even self na my hand I dey take hold am foor trouser make he no expose me.

That one doctor dey call am HYPER-RECATIVE. It is action ready all the time..



14_Inches

Posted: at 5-05-2009 01:06 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Me ke, na lie. Cold no dey catch fish for inside river. If my enemy wan take today na tomorrow then go take, as if hin go land , hin go land na hin butterfly dey take style enter bush.

My enemy don make mistake, then no go fit catch me lailai.

Kaput no be my portion !!!!


14_Inches

Posted: at 11-05-2009 04:46 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

I no laff ?

Posted: at 27-08-2011 01:09 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac