Her lights turned off.

Date: 05-05-2009 12:05 am (14 years ago) | Author: Chuks
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- at 5-05-2009 12:05 AM (14 years ago)
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 So i met this gurl yesterday at the park, she's really pretty and got a great smile. She tells me how its hard to find a goodlooking man thats a good man and is ready for commitment. and that she's a model and honestly speaking from looking at her i could tell she's a model. So im thinking in my mind, well wow, maybe this is a green light for me. We talked for about 4 hrs on the phone last nite, so a couple of hours ago, she called me, and we were still talking all that sweet talk, all of a sudden she drops the bomb telling me she's looking for a sponsor who is going to help her pay for the bills cos she's trying to get a tummy tuck, so im thinking in my mind what the heck. I had to find a way to get off the phone wit her real quick. Na so dis guy just dey look for dude wey go clear up his account for her. na wa for these chicks ooo.


Posted: at 5-05-2009 12:05 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- onchedu at 5-05-2009 12:08 AM (14 years ago)
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So because she find money U bail out sharply ehn?
Posted: at 5-05-2009 12:08 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- typicalman84 at 5-05-2009 12:11 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: onchedu on  5-05-2009 12:08 AM
So because she find money U bail out sharply ehn?
oboi. eh. i no wan take that risk.

Posted: at 5-05-2009 12:11 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyin at 5-05-2009 12:13 AM (14 years ago)
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Ah,Naija men.lol
Posted: at 5-05-2009 12:13 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- chrissiebee at 5-05-2009 12:14 AM (14 years ago)
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ok.

Posted: at 5-05-2009 12:14 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- typicalman84 at 5-05-2009 12:16 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: onyin on  5-05-2009 12:13 AM
Ah,Naija men.lol
wetin naija men do. Abeg who talk say man dey make money for the sake of paying hospital bills for tummy tuck. not only that, this gurl na chick wey i meet less than 48 hours ago and she's already talking about money.

Posted: at 5-05-2009 12:16 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chrissiebee at 5-05-2009 12:18 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: typicalman84 on  5-05-2009 12:05 AM
So i met this gurl yesterday at the park, she's really pretty and got a great smile. She tells me how its hard to find a goodlooking man thats a good man and is ready for commitment. and that she's a model and honestly speaking from looking at her i could tell she's a model. So im thinking in my mind, well wow, maybe this is a green light for me. We talked for about 4 hrs on the phone last nite, so a couple of hours ago, she called me, and we were still talking all that sweet talk, all of a sudden she drops the bomb telling me she's looking for a sponsor who is going to help her pay for the bills cos she's trying to get a tummy tuck, so im thinking in my mind what the heck. I had to find a way to get off the phone wit her real quick. Na so dis guy just dey look for dude wey go clear up his account for her. na wa for these chicks ooo.

some girsl sha , dem just dey cause insults for babes sha!  Angry Angry Angry Angry

Posted: at 5-05-2009 12:18 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Toks-E at 5-05-2009 12:19 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: typicalman84 on  5-05-2009 12:16 AM
Quote from: onyin on  5-05-2009 12:13 AM
Ah,Naija men.lol
wetin naija men do. Abeg who talk say man dey make money for the sake of paying hospital bills for tummy tuck. not only that, this gurl na chick wey i meet less than 48 hours ago and she's already talking about money.

no be small tin at all oooo  Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 5-05-2009 12:19 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ibobobelvis at 5-05-2009 12:23 AM (14 years ago)
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passing

Posted: at 5-05-2009 12:23 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sandie at 5-05-2009 12:38 AM (14 years ago)
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hehehehe go meet person wey swear for u.... cuz u always meet d wrong babes

Posted: at 5-05-2009 12:38 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyin at 5-05-2009 12:39 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: sandie on  5-05-2009 12:38 AM
hehehehe go meet person wey swear for u.... cuz u always meet d wrong babes
lol.yawa.
Posted: at 5-05-2009 12:39 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- sandie at 5-05-2009 12:43 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: onyin on  5-05-2009 12:39 AM
Quote from: sandie on  5-05-2009 12:38 AM
hehehehe go meet person wey swear for u.... cuz u always meet d wrong babes
lol.yawa.

lol it's true now...he should go and beg 4 forgiveness ASAP... cuz this is serious

Posted: at 5-05-2009 12:43 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyin at 5-05-2009 12:49 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: sandie on  5-05-2009 12:43 AM
Quote from: onyin on  5-05-2009 12:39 AM
Quote from: sandie on  5-05-2009 12:38 AM
hehehehe go meet person wey swear for u.... cuz u always meet d wrong babes
lol.yawa.

lol it's true now...he should go and beg 4 forgiveness ASAP... cuz this is serious
Lol.i no fit laugh oooo.omg!
Posted: at 5-05-2009 12:49 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- typicalman84 at 5-05-2009 12:51 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: sandie on  5-05-2009 12:38 AM
hehehehe go meet person wey swear for u.... cuz u always meet d wrong babes
Eh!!! maybe na you. but if na you, i rather be in the influence of the swear than to beg you.

Posted: at 5-05-2009 12:51 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sandie at 5-05-2009 12:56 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: typicalman84 on  5-05-2009 12:51 AM
Quote from: sandie on  5-05-2009 12:38 AM
hehehehe go meet person wey swear for u.... cuz u always meet d wrong babes
Eh!!! maybe na you. but if na you, i rather be in the influence of the swear than to beg you.

hehehe if na me u sure say u go still dey type there? mcheeew u better find ur way to mazi's shrine..atleast he can help u find out who's behind this...thereafter u can continue ur journey urself...

Posted: at 5-05-2009 12:56 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- typicalman84 at 5-05-2009 12:59 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: sandie on  5-05-2009 12:56 AM
Quote from: typicalman84 on  5-05-2009 12:51 AM
Quote from: sandie on  5-05-2009 12:38 AM
hehehehe go meet person wey swear for u.... cuz u always meet d wrong babes
Eh!!! maybe na you. but if na you, i rather be in the influence of the swear than to beg you.

hehehe if na me u sure say u go still dey type there? mcheeew u better find ur way to mazi's shrine..atleast he can help u find out who's behind this...thereafter u can continue ur journey urself...
Abeg 4get that shrine thing. tell you popsi, babalawo I no gbado am. make im disappear with im charms.

Posted: at 5-05-2009 12:59 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sandie at 5-05-2009 01:00 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: onyin on  5-05-2009 12:49 AM
Quote from: sandie on  5-05-2009 12:43 AM
Quote from: onyin on  5-05-2009 12:39 AM
Quote from: sandie on  5-05-2009 12:38 AM
hehehehe go meet person wey swear for u.... cuz u always meet d wrong babes
lol.yawa.

lol it's true now...he should go and beg 4 forgiveness ASAP... cuz this is serious
Lol.i no fit laugh oooo.omg!

lol while mazi is consulting his oracles.... try and take him to pastor T.B joshua...hehehe i'm sure he's gonna help him

Posted: at 5-05-2009 01:00 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sandie at 5-05-2009 01:03 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: typicalman84 on  5-05-2009 12:59 AM
Quote from: sandie on  5-05-2009 12:56 AM
Quote from: typicalman84 on  5-05-2009 12:51 AM
Quote from: sandie on  5-05-2009 12:38 AM
hehehehe go meet person wey swear for u.... cuz u always meet d wrong babes
Eh!!! maybe na you. but if na you, i rather be in the influence of the swear than to beg you.

hehehe if na me u sure say u go still dey type there? mcheeew u better find ur way to mazi's shrine..atleast he can help u find out who's behind this...thereafter u can continue ur journey urself...
Abeg 4get that shrine thing. tell you popsi, babalawo I no gbado am. make im disappear with im charms.

i've told onyin to take u to pastor T.B joshua Wink

Posted: at 5-05-2009 01:03 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- typicalman84 at 5-05-2009 01:05 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: sandie on  5-05-2009 01:03 AM
Quote from: typicalman84 on  5-05-2009 12:59 AM
Quote from: sandie on  5-05-2009 12:56 AM
Quote from: typicalman84 on  5-05-2009 12:51 AM
Quote from: sandie on  5-05-2009 12:38 AM
hehehehe go meet person wey swear for u.... cuz u always meet d wrong babes
Eh!!! maybe na you. but if na you, i rather be in the influence of the swear than to beg you.

hehehe if na me u sure say u go still dey type there? mcheeew u better find ur way to mazi's shrine..atleast he can help u find out who's behind this...thereafter u can continue ur journey urself...
Abeg 4get that shrine thing. tell you popsi, babalawo I no gbado am. make im disappear with im charms.

i've told onyin to take u to pastor T.B joshua Wink

lol.. dat one sef. Are you sure his powers are even from God abi na from god?

Posted: at 5-05-2009 01:05 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sandie at 5-05-2009 01:15 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: typicalman84 on  5-05-2009 01:05 AM
Quote from: sandie on  5-05-2009 01:03 AM
Quote from: typicalman84 on  5-05-2009 12:59 AM
Quote from: sandie on  5-05-2009 12:56 AM
Quote from: typicalman84 on  5-05-2009 12:51 AM
Quote from: sandie on  5-05-2009 12:38 AM
hehehehe go meet person wey swear for u.... cuz u always meet d wrong babes
Eh!!! maybe na you. but if na you, i rather be in the influence of the swear than to beg you.

hehehe if na me u sure say u go still dey type there? mcheeew u better find ur way to mazi's shrine..atleast he can help u find out who's behind this...thereafter u can continue ur journey urself...
Abeg 4get that shrine thing. tell you popsi, babalawo I no gbado am. make im disappear with im charms.

i've told onyin to take u to pastor T.B joshua Wink

lol.. dat one sef. Are you sure his powers are even from God abi na from god?

hehehe i wonder! they said he heals d sick, the paralysed ppl, he cast away demons(ur case), he heals ppl with hiv/aids hehehe if he can do all these.... then he can solve urs just with a snap of finger! onyin take him there!

Posted: at 5-05-2009 01:15 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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