An Accidental Encounter

Date: 06-05-2009 10:03 am (14 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
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- at 6-05-2009 10:03 AM (14 years ago)
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A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her Bosom .
They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your Bosom , I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."

14_Inches

Posted: at 6-05-2009 10:03 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- emmymth at 6-05-2009 10:08 AM (14 years ago)
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silly woman

Posted: at 6-05-2009 10:08 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 14_Inches_Long at 6-05-2009 10:36 AM (14 years ago)
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    @Iphie,
If indeed your heart is as soft as your Bosom , I have no doubt in my mind that you will surely accede to my advanceswithout delay!!!


14_Inches
Posted: at 6-05-2009 10:36 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 6-05-2009 10:42 AM (14 years ago)
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u touch her Bosom ?

Posted: at 6-05-2009 10:42 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- byenny at 6-05-2009 10:52 AM (14 years ago)
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ASK AM AGAIN
 Grin
Posted: at 6-05-2009 10:52 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- emmymth at 6-05-2009 11:14 AM (14 years ago)
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u touch her bobi?

Posted: at 6-05-2009 11:14 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 14_Inches_Long at 6-05-2009 11:26 AM (14 years ago)
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Yes now, but I no mean am na by mistake sha!!!!!

The thing soft KULEEEEEE!!!!



14_Inches
Posted: at 6-05-2009 11:26 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 6-05-2009 11:28 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: 14_Inches_Long on  6-05-2009 10:36 AM

    @Iphie,
If indeed your heart is as soft as your Bosom , I have no doubt in my mind that you will surely accede to my advanceswithout delay!!!


14_Inches
14:14, Bia! I ma na a fulum ya!
how did you get to know?
Posted: at 6-05-2009 11:28 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- emmymth at 6-05-2009 11:40 AM (14 years ago)
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kris,u sef know?

Posted: at 6-05-2009 11:40 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 6-05-2009 01:50 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: emmymth on  6-05-2009 11:40 AM
kris,u sef know?
Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 6-05-2009 01:50 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- beautifulbekam at 6-05-2009 02:03 PM (14 years ago)
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 na 14 inches be the thing in question  kwo. no wonder you are deciding to share with us but if the woman is "merciful" the blessed is Her  and if the man is "Hardened", favoured is He

Posted: at 6-05-2009 02:03 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- emmymth at 6-05-2009 03:45 PM (14 years ago)
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U said u saw it nah?@ kris
so i asked u if u knew her bobi is soft?

Posted: at 6-05-2009 03:45 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 6-05-2009 04:23 PM (14 years ago)
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ahhhhhhhhhhh! really silly
Posted: at 6-05-2009 04:23 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 7-05-2009 09:44 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: favourtee on  6-05-2009 04:23 PM
ahhhhhhhhhhh! really silly
hope you're not refering to sillyjoker?
Posted: at 7-05-2009 09:44 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- iphie at 7-05-2009 09:49 AM (14 years ago)
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14, d last tym na my grandmother bobi u press no be my own

krist asirir abo o

emmy wetin b ur own self
Posted: at 7-05-2009 09:49 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 7-05-2009 10:59 AM (14 years ago)
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my own be say i no happy say dey find out dt ur bobi is soft

Posted: at 7-05-2009 10:59 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 14_Inches_Long at 7-05-2009 11:44 AM (14 years ago)
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Iphie my dear. I did not press the BOBI deliberately if you remember the incident now. I was about falling from the stairs and you were passing by. In order not to fall YAKATA for ground, the nearest thing weh I fit hold na your BOBI, though unwillingly, because nature did not give me another option, na so I hold this BOBI. He do me as if make I no leave am. Na hin  the thing just soft KULEEEE.


14_inches
Posted: at 7-05-2009 11:44 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 14_Inches_Long at 7-05-2009 11:47 AM (14 years ago)
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Anyway,
Iphie welcome back. where have you being since all these days??

All my pals have missed you so much.

Cheers..


14_Inches
Posted: at 7-05-2009 11:47 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 7-05-2009 11:49 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on  7-05-2009 09:44 AM
Quote from: favourtee on  6-05-2009 04:23 PM
ahhhhhhhhhhh! really silly
hope you're not refering to sillyjoker?

    Shocked Shocked Shocked

Posted: at 7-05-2009 11:49 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 7-05-2009 11:50 AM (14 years ago)
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chei,she no complain?

Posted: at 7-05-2009 11:50 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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