A MUST READ!!! He Proposed And She Gave Him A Stinging Slap ..

Date: 04-05-2013 1:08 pm (11 years ago) | Author: sunday Kayode
- at 4-05-2013 01:08 PM (11 years ago)
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HE PROPOSED AND SHE GAVE HIM A STINGING SLAP! CHEI, READ ON MY PEOPLE & COMMENT ABEG:

Man: Baby, I love you, would you please marry me?

Woman: (stands up and lands a stinging slap on his face) I have waited more than 9yrs, I have prayed, fasted, sowed seeds, bought books and listened to tapes, even went out of my way to be nice to every male specie of marriageable age!

I took up new hobbies, watching football and play station. I went to Daystar. From Daystar, I went to House on the Rock, from House on the rock I went to Guiding Light Assembly, Phronesis Christian Centre Int'l, MFM, Christ Embassy, Redeemed, From there I went to This Present Winners looking every where for you. I went from a size 14 to a size 10, so that when you see me you’d love what you see.

I left Lagos, went to Abuja, from Abuja I went to Port- Harcourt, then I went all the way to Kano I joined hi-five, from hi-five to faceboook, then I went to twitter, I even had a blog on which I ranted, hoping yōϋ would show up! for where?

I uploaded only my best pictures on Facebook, in fact I took photo sessions to look my best, all for you o! I attended all the weddings, whether the invitation was direct or indirect! The next place I was hoping to check was the moon, before you crawled out, crawled out from the house directly next to mine!

So it was you all this while? The neighbor I said hello to every morning?

Were you trying to destroy my faith?

You almost rendered my prayer life useless?

What were you waiting for?

What sign where you looking for?

Do you want to kill me before you reveal yourself?!!!


Now be a gentleman, get down on your knees and put that ring on my finger!!

Posted: at 4-05-2013 01:08 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
- kaylistic at 4-05-2013 01:10 PM (11 years ago)
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Here is the last part: Now be a gentleman, get down on your knees and put that ring on my finger!!
Posted: at 4-05-2013 01:10 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Pervik at 4-05-2013 02:23 PM (11 years ago)
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So funny but i forgot 2 laugh...........!
Posted: at 4-05-2013 02:23 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- kebella at 4-05-2013 02:38 PM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 4-05-2013 02:38 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- winace at 4-05-2013 06:08 PM (11 years ago)
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha funny
Posted: at 4-05-2013 06:08 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 4-05-2013 07:33 PM (11 years ago)
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funny........but she didn't go to Boko Haram.....she wuld have seen him there
Posted: at 4-05-2013 07:33 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Jeninflower at 7-05-2013 02:51 PM (11 years ago)
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Very funny  Grin
Posted: at 7-05-2013 02:51 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Unikpearl at 9-05-2013 07:27 AM (11 years ago)
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Joke
Posted: at 9-05-2013 07:27 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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