Woman's honeypot Disappears After Sleeping With Married Man

Date: 16-06-2013 10:07 am (10 years ago) | Author: Direct
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ZIMBABWE – A 29-year-old Bulawayo woman from Matshobana suburb got the shock of her life when she woke up in the morning and realised that her private parts were missing, it is alleged.

Chipo Sibanda reportedly learnt the hard way in the early hours of 29 April when she visited the toilet but could not urinate upon discovering that her honeypot had mysteriously sealed.


The woman is said to have nearly collapsed when she noticed that her ‘most sweetness spot’ had mysteriously sealed. However, a ZImbabwean online publication says it has learnt that Chipo was in the habit of sleeping with married men – a claim which was confirmed by the alleged hubby-snatcher. It is reported that Chipo approached one of the women whose husband had allegedly ‘strayed’ to Chipo’s ‘honey jar’.


A source who stays in Bulawayo’s Matshobana suburb where there incident reportedly took place, said a woman popularly known as Mai Tawanda had previously warned Chipo to stay away from her husband. The source said after the spine-chilling incident, the ‘honeypotless’
woman approached Mai Tawanda and begged for forgiveness.


“She didn’t have a choice in this case but to approach Mai Tawanda and apologise. No one remains calm upon realising that her segxwal organ is missing. If she had not approached Mai Tawanda we could be talking about something else,” said a source close to Chipo.


It is reported that Mai Tawanda first thrashed Chipo but much to the surprise of everyone, the bashed woman did not cry. The alleged husband-snatcher was saved by Mai Tawanda’s sister who had been summoned to hear the confession.


“She was set free 3 hours after the beating. She made a promise to Mai Tawanda that she would never see her husband or even come near him. That is when she was told to go to the toilet and check if her organ was back,” she said.


After several attempts to get hold of Chipo, our news crew eventually managed to hook up with the woman who openly revealed that she had learnt a big lesson.


“I am sorry to all women I have wronged. It wasn’t my intention to break their marriages. It (the disappearance of her organ) was so scary and the thought that I couldn’t piss was frightening. I could feel that my bladder was full but I couldn’t do anything,” she said.


Efforts to get a comment from the much dreaded Mai Tawanda proved futile by the time of going to press.

Posted: at 16-06-2013 10:07 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
- 2bify at 16-06-2013 12:58 PM (10 years ago)
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PIGMOUTH WITH UR honeypot honeypot NEWS
Posted: at 16-06-2013 12:58 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- merion at 16-06-2013 01:15 PM (10 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 16-06-2013 01:15 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mary11 at 16-06-2013 06:02 PM (10 years ago)
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No wonder ur name na PIG
Always posting fake news here

Posted: at 16-06-2013 06:02 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- mylittleman at 16-06-2013 06:17 PM (10 years ago)
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silly boy again
Posted: at 16-06-2013 06:17 PM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- Shegzan at 16-06-2013 06:30 PM (10 years ago)
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k

Posted: at 16-06-2013 06:30 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- papadip at 16-06-2013 06:59 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: PidginMOUTH on 16-06-2013 10:07 AM
ZIMBABWE – A 29-year-old Bulawayo woman from Matshobana suburb got the shock of her life when she woke up in the morning and realised that her private parts were missing, it is alleged.

Why do you have to repeat this story all over again?
http://www.gistmania.com/talk/topic,152735.0.html  _  May 12 2013, 10:17 AM
http://www.gistmania.com/talk/topic,156952.0.html  _  Jun 14 2013, 03:32 PM
Posted: at 16-06-2013 06:59 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chicco77 at 16-06-2013 08:41 PM (10 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 16-06-2013 08:41 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- nzewyte at 16-06-2013 09:24 PM (10 years ago)
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Just passing......

Posted: at 16-06-2013 09:24 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nzewyte at 16-06-2013 09:30 PM (10 years ago)
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Next plxxxzzz

Posted: at 16-06-2013 09:30 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- SugarBB at 16-06-2013 10:42 PM (10 years ago)
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hmmm i cover my ....with the blood of God  Lips Sealed Lips Sealed

Posted: at 16-06-2013 10:42 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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