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Is this the joke of the month of June
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million dollar joke / *joke of d month*

Date: 26-06-2013 5:20 pm (10 years ago) | Author: richard fesanbi
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- at 26-06-2013 05:20 PM (10 years ago)
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AMERICAN MOVIES TEACH US:
1. Chinese have nothing better to do than
teaching or practice Kung Fu.
2. More than 50% of U.S. population are FBI/
CIA agents, working undercover.
3. The purpose of school system of U.S. is to promote basketball.
4. Aliens have special interest in attacking
U.S.
5. U.S is a place where you can meet all
mythical creatures like were wolves and
vampires
.
INDIAN MOVIES TEACH US:
1. At least one of the identical twins is born
evil.
2. While defusing a bomb, do not worry,
whichever wire you cut you always choose the
right one.
3. A hero will show no pain, while getting
beaten up; but will show pain when a girl
cleans up his wound.
4. A detective can solve a case only when he
is suspended from duty.
5. If you decide to start dancing on the street,
everyone you meet will know the steps =)) =))
=))..
NIGERIAN MOVIE TEACH US:
1, If someone dies with afro, the spirit would comback with low cut...
2, A ghost would look left and right before crossing the road....
3, an angel does wear wrist watch...
4, A ghost would fall while chasing someone....
5, u can taste a food u poisoned to see if the poison would be
noticed and effective....
6, that babalawo must be involved in every Yoruba movie.....
7, if u die with ankara, you will comeback wearing jeans and polo...
8, that a village girl of 1907, would be speaking Tushed english and
have tattoo....
9,that Tonto Dike was using black berry 35 years ago....
10, how a spirit would be looking for where to buy Recharge card...
..
..
Abeg make una add una own  Grin Grin


Posted: at 26-06-2013 05:20 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
- Toks-E at 26-06-2013 06:41 PM (10 years ago)
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Nice joke sha... Nollywood movies: are just teaching us how to be foolish

Posted: at 26-06-2013 06:41 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 26-06-2013 06:51 PM (10 years ago)
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nice 1

Posted: at 26-06-2013 06:51 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- silverndgold at 26-06-2013 11:22 PM (10 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 26-06-2013 11:22 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 20-01-2014 02:53 AM (10 years ago)
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9ice

Posted: at 20-01-2014 02:53 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- alabi22 at 15-06-2014 03:02 PM (9 years ago)
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wow! very nice. 9ja movies....1,2,3,&4 got me cracking my ribs. lol
Posted: at 15-06-2014 03:02 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- yettyness at 15-06-2014 03:29 PM (9 years ago)
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lol very funny....1. Chinese have nothing better to do than teaching or practice Kung Fu. hahaha.
Posted: at 15-06-2014 03:29 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 18-06-2014 11:54 AM (9 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 18-06-2014 11:54 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- cadanre at 18-06-2014 07:17 PM (9 years ago)
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Naija.

Posted: at 18-06-2014 07:17 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 19-06-2014 06:49 AM (9 years ago)
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Stephen which month u dey vote?...abi dem dey count the month backward for the jungle wia u dey?

Posted: at 19-06-2014 06:49 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 19-06-2014 10:37 AM (9 years ago)
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ASK. RAM too much gulf no gud

Posted: at 19-06-2014 10:37 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 19-06-2014 02:45 PM (9 years ago)
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stephen don star be that
Posted: at 19-06-2014 02:45 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 20-06-2014 12:39 AM (9 years ago)
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ic

Posted: at 20-06-2014 12:39 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 20-06-2014 06:27 AM (9 years ago)
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Shocked

Posted: at 20-06-2014 06:27 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- alabi22 at 20-06-2014 07:36 AM (9 years ago)
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ds is serious ooo
Posted: at 20-06-2014 07:36 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 20-06-2014 09:38 AM (9 years ago)
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mmmmmm

Posted: at 20-06-2014 09:38 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- yettyness at 20-06-2014 11:00 AM (9 years ago)
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mmmmer...u dey come back.
Posted: at 20-06-2014 11:00 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 20-06-2014 11:18 AM (9 years ago)
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alabi catch stephen now now now
yeyenesss bring the truck
zeigbo find stephen boxer
expert pls call yaba left Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 20-06-2014 11:18 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 20-06-2014 03:18 PM (9 years ago)
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abeg wetin do Stephen? a concerned citizen is asking Wink
Posted: at 20-06-2014 03:18 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 20-06-2014 04:11 PM (9 years ago)
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ask ram

Posted: at 20-06-2014 04:11 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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