A Zimbabwean Manhoòd Stretches To Knee Level After He Had S*x With Another Man'

Date: 13-07-2013 11:48 am (10 years ago) | Author: Adeniyi Opemipo
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A Zvishavane man died last Tuesday morning at a Bulawayo hospital in a suspected case of runyoka which saw his manhood elongating to knee-level after he allegedly has s*x with a headman's wife.

The now deceased, whose name could not be ascertained by the time of going to press, is believed to be from Chief Mazvihwa's area in Zvishavane, Midlands Province.


The man's mysterious condition reportedly sent shivers down the spines of some patients, visitors and hospital staff at the United Bulawayo Hospitals (UBH). He was reportedly crying and writhing in agony, and died before receiving medical attention.

A source from the hospital said before the deceased took his last breath, he had confessed that he had been having s*x with a headman's wife who is suspected to have been 'fenced' by her husband.

The mysterious 'central locking system' is popularly known as runyoka. It is traditionally regarded as a safety lock applied on both men and women to enforce fidelity.

It is said that a person fences his or her spouse so that they do not have s*xual relations with other people. Indulging in s*xual intercourse with a 'locked' person often results in inexplicable illness that normally leads to death. However, some sources who are family with traditional charms have claimed to "Zimbabwe Latest News" that if one uses a condom while having s*x with a 'locked' person, the juju usually won't work.

"There was drama on the day that he got admitted to the hospital as people jostled to catch a glimpse of his 'stretched hosepipe'. Nurses ran around trying to assist him but unfortunately he died before they attended to him. Even nurses who tried to assist him before he died said his ailment was an issue with circumstances that they could not really comprehend in medical terms," said a source who requested anonymity.

"Before he died he confessed that he slept with a headman's wife and was regretting that he failed to take heed of his relatives advice who warned him to stay away from the woman. Nurses tried to assist him by putting ice blocks to make his organ flaccid but it couldn't help," added the source.

UBH Chief Executive Officer, Mrs Nonhlanhla Ndlovu, could not be reached for comment, but nurses at the hospital confirmed the incident.

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Posted: at 13-07-2013 11:48 AM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
- winace at 13-07-2013 12:27 PM (10 years ago)
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Hmmmmm wat a way to catch infidelity. Make dem bring am cum naija cus marriewd women dis days no wan kn o.
Posted: at 13-07-2013 12:27 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- merion at 13-07-2013 01:45 PM (10 years ago)
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wat
Posted: at 13-07-2013 01:45 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sharon05 at 13-07-2013 02:25 PM (10 years ago)
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 Grin Grin
Posted: at 13-07-2013 02:25 PM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- angesco at 13-07-2013 02:48 PM (10 years ago)
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Christians doing good what they know best -  throwing the proverbial stone at those made in the image and likeness of their God!!!!!!!!
Posted: at 13-07-2013 02:48 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zoe61 at 13-07-2013 03:06 PM (10 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 13-07-2013 03:06 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- osamabinladin at 13-07-2013 03:12 PM (10 years ago)
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Zimbabwe again Huh?
Posted: at 13-07-2013 03:12 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Noble12 at 13-07-2013 03:34 PM (10 years ago)
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hahaha! no b small thing
Posted: at 13-07-2013 03:34 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dickman2 at 13-07-2013 03:43 PM (10 years ago)
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good for him..una no go live people wifes alone..see where sex land u now..
Posted: at 13-07-2013 03:43 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dickman2 at 13-07-2013 03:52 PM (10 years ago)
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abeg make them carry that juju come naija..99.9 married women and men go die finish....hotel business go close for lagos.... omo if u see how them dey phyuk married women hotel..and na married men dey carry them come too..
Posted: at 13-07-2013 03:52 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- juddycoil at 13-07-2013 04:15 PM (10 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Grin
Posted: at 13-07-2013 04:15 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Shegzan at 13-07-2013 04:18 PM (10 years ago)
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Kk#

Posted: at 13-07-2013 04:18 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Mobbysmartins at 13-07-2013 04:21 PM (10 years ago)
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This Runyoka central locking system is really wonderful.Will be good to sample it in Naija.
Posted: at 13-07-2013 04:21 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- proly at 13-07-2013 04:30 PM (10 years ago)
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haba
Posted: at 13-07-2013 04:30 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- micc at 13-07-2013 04:49 PM (10 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 13-07-2013 04:49 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Danvicky at 13-07-2013 05:10 PM (10 years ago)
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Hmmm its really big lesson 2 learn
Posted: at 13-07-2013 05:10 PM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- Princess4God at 13-07-2013 05:20 PM (10 years ago)
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Abeg mk una carry am cm naija we need it to ctrl d rate of adultery
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- greathome983 at 13-07-2013 05:46 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: winace on 13-07-2013 12:27 PM
Hmmmmm wat a way to catch infidelity. Make dem bring am cum naija cus marriewd women dis days no wan kn o.


The thing dy naija nah,na wetin dem dey call thunderbolt
Posted: at 13-07-2013 05:46 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jane4real at 13-07-2013 05:49 PM (10 years ago)
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way  the pics na  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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- nzewyte at 13-07-2013 06:00 PM (10 years ago)
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So many fetish n funny news 4rm Zimbabwe.... Lolzzz can u imagine?

Posted: at 13-07-2013 06:00 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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