Very Funny: You Know You Are An Americanized Nigerian If You Now Say …

«§» 16 August 2013

“Truck” instead of “Lorry”
“SUV” instead of “Jeep”
“Never mind” instead of “Fashi”
“Wassup?” instead of “How far now?”
“Hood” instead of “Bonnet”
“Trunk” instead of “Boot”
“Gas” instead of “Fuel”
“Fries” instead of “Chips”
“Fireworks/Firecrackers” instead of “Banga/Knockout”
“Soda” instead of “Minerals”
“Detergent” instead of “OMO”
“Silly” instead of “Mumu/Ode”
“Concrete” instead of “Cement”
“Trash Can” instead of “Dust bin”
“Power is out” instead of “NEPA has taken light”
“Cop” instead of “Police”
“Later” instead of “We go yarn”
“Graduate” instead of “Pass out”
“Security Guard” instead of “Gateman”
“Cookie” instead of “Biscuit”
“Pants” instead of “Trousers”
“Underwear” instead of “Pant”
“Extensions” instead of “Attachment”
“Cornrows” instead of “Weave”
“French braids” instead of “Dee-dee”
“Weave” instead of “weave-on”
“Suitcase” instead of “Box”
“Sneakers” instead of “Canvas”
“Soccer” instead of “Football”
“Motorcycle” instead of “okada”
“Flip-flops” instead of “Slippers” (more like “silpas”)
“Nail polish” instead of “Cotex”
“Hallway” instead of “Corridor”
“Living/Sitting Room” instead of “Palor’
“Balcony” instead of “Varanda”
“Poke” instead of “Chook”
“Pen” instead of ” Biro/Bic”
“Ballpoint pen” instead of “Eleganza”
“VW Bug” instead of “Beettle”
“Negative 5″ instead of “Minus 5″
“Twenty five hundred” instead of “two thousand five hundred”
“Boss” instead of “Oga”
“Circle” instead of “Roundabout”
“Apartment building” instead of “Block of flats”
“Flashlight” instead of “Torch”
“Conjuctivitis” instead of “Apollo
“Wife-beater” instead of “Singlet”
“Dreadlocks” instead of “da da

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Posted: at 16-08-2013 02:57 PM (10 years ago) | Hero

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Posted: at 16-08-2013 03:51 PM (10 years ago) | Newbie

Ok na

Posted: at 16-08-2013 04:11 PM (10 years ago) | Hero

joblessness

Posted: at 16-08-2013 04:19 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac

The Front Man dey funny o with dis his style...

Posted: at 16-08-2013 04:29 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Please don’t be, one have to create news to make news for the benefit of others at most.
Even though the enlisted items isn't funny to you, what about the pic?

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Posted: at 16-08-2013 04:49 PM (10 years ago) | Hero

Garri instead of eba

Posted: at 16-08-2013 05:16 PM (10 years ago) | Newbie

 

Posted: at 16-08-2013 05:31 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Americanised - what about the accent?

Posted: at 16-08-2013 05:34 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac

lol funny post

Posted: at 16-08-2013 05:51 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac