Best blog ever!!!

Date: 21-07-2009 9:45 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Grace Liiante
- at 21-07-2009 09:45 PM (14 years ago)
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I copied this from Black samurai's blog, its beautiful and thought I should share it.



To all my friends who understands why we are here...... a big HOLLA!!..... and for those you morrons, this is for you!



phyuk You number ONE-
OK PEOPLE STOP POSTING GOODNIGHTS ON NAIJAPALS ITS NOT LIKE WE ARE UR phyukING HUSBAND OR WIFE TO SAY GOOD NIGHT,
DUMB ASS WE GOT DIFFERENT TIME ZONES



phyuk you Number TWO-
quit posting stupid BLOGS,CONFESSIONS AND FIGHTS....... like
"OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!"
No, it doesn"t

phyuk You number THREE:-
To the people who have like 25,000 friends;
Are you phyuking serious?
You"re stupid.
Go play in traffic.


phyuk you number FOUR:-
Don"t ever post pictures and say:
"OMG, I"m so ugly" YOU DIDN"T DISCOVER THAT RECENTLY AND
because if you were, you wouldn"t post them.
If you do you"re a phyuking moron.


phyuk you number FIVE:-
NOBODY cares about threats over the internet,
so don"t try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the Special Olympics;
Even if you win, your still retarded.



phyuk you number SIX:-
Quit crying because you are not on someone top pals.
Who cares?!?
If you really cared that much, you would
pick up the damn phone!


phyuk you number SEVEN
Who really cares if I don"t accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don"t send me another request or message asking
"What"s up with you not adding me?"
I don’t want you as a friend, that what up,
A*#S....

phyuk you number EIGHT
6th,7th,8th graders who are on NAIJAPALS and look like sluts,
and act like wh*res;
Go somewhere else because nobody wants you here

And Parents -
Quit blaming NAIJAPALS for your kid being a net hooker,
she was a www.wh*re before NAIJAPALS was created,
and she’d be a net wh*re without it!
What does that say about your parenting skills?
Think about it!


phyuk you number NINE:-
If you have decided to read this, you are a true NAIJAPALS.
Real friends read their blogs,
except for the ones about those phyuking looking for loves....

phyuk you number TEN:-
I say you go and pass this on and maybe it will finally get through people’s brains

phyuk you number ELEVEN
If you open your messenger offline messeges and it says something like repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape you tonight,
or some dead bitch is going to rape your mom , or you"ll get Gods favour and riches- quit being dumb!..

phyuk you number TWELVE
NAIJAPALS was created to keep up with friends
This is a test to see how many people in your friends list
actually pay attention to you.




phyuk you number THIRTEEN

phyuk you if you don"t have any pictures of yourself on your profile.

You are hiding from someone and being dishonest. Do not try to explain.

We are all too old to not be real.

phyuk you number FOURTEEN:-

Does it kill you to read your confessions, comments and other publications for possible error correction before posting it? I thought we are English speakers..... Last time I checked, people write more in Latin here.



If this made you laugh, or you agree with it, then send me a mail with :
phyuk U

Posted: at 21-07-2009 09:45 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- black_samurai at 23-07-2009 11:38 AM (14 years ago)
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Ohh my God! Sentinella!!!!

Posted: at 23-07-2009 11:38 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Dguy at 23-07-2009 11:59 AM (14 years ago)
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Dude - thats so creative, i shared it with my friends too -

thumbs up

Posted: at 23-07-2009 11:59 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- divineproject at 23-07-2009 12:07 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmmm.........nice..........some advice up there

Posted: at 23-07-2009 12:07 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- black_samurai at 23-07-2009 07:30 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: dguy on 23-07-2009 11:59 AM
Dude - thats so creative, i shared it with my friends too -

thumbs up

Hehehe... thanks for sharing it. I thought it'll make sense to some.

but com'on, this your sensoring tool, did havoc to it!!!

Posted: at 23-07-2009 07:30 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- enjoyment at 23-07-2009 08:45 PM (14 years ago)
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nice 1 keep it up....

Posted: at 23-07-2009 08:45 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rbest at 23-07-2009 08:59 PM (14 years ago)
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wen i come bak, i go read am
Posted: at 23-07-2009 08:59 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Recoverd at 24-07-2009 07:02 AM (14 years ago)
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Hehehehehehe.....My dear, if this was made to make us laugh, then you succed...If na to change some people ways here....My guy, U GO OLD OOOOOO.... Lolol
Posted: at 24-07-2009 07:02 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 24-07-2009 09:57 AM (14 years ago)
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Nice one keep it up..........

Posted: at 24-07-2009 09:57 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- black_samurai at 24-07-2009 11:35 AM (14 years ago)
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I thank una oo. But go to my page and read it there. Here its censored!!

Posted: at 24-07-2009 11:35 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- teeco at 24-07-2009 11:57 AM (14 years ago)
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huh ok

Posted: at 24-07-2009 11:57 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- enjoyment at 24-07-2009 01:36 PM (14 years ago)
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hahahahahaha

Posted: at 24-07-2009 01:36 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- black_samurai at 28-07-2009 12:09 PM (14 years ago)
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hahahahah!!! I never knew you guys went to check this out on ma profile! Woooo the comments were gbam!!!
Thanks sentinella!

Posted: at 28-07-2009 12:09 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- teeco at 28-07-2009 12:17 PM (14 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 28-07-2009 12:17 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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