Love letter from Mathematician ...

My Dear Love,

Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden. Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.

My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.You are as essential to me as an element of a set. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality.

My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10. With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.

Yours ever loving,
Pythagoras.


14_Inches

Posted: at 9-08-2009 12:05 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

14 u miss ur medicine dis money abi dem don break ur heart!

Posted: at 9-08-2009 05:28 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

This is what they call Love analysis in mathematic form.i like this

Posted: at 10-08-2009 11:50 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

calculating

Posted: at 10-08-2009 12:11 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

I dey suspect say nah iphie u dey write dis things with style give... Abi dem inject u with dawa?

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Posted: at 11-08-2009 12:22 AM (14 years ago) | Hero

That Iphie girl, you know I can even donate my KIDNEY to her (for better for worse!!!) She is just like a love virus in my body. The more I want I want to get rid of her the more I fall in love YAKATA!!!,

Baby Iphie, you na dey tooooooo much.


14_Inches

Posted: at 14-08-2009 04:42 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

sleeping over the joke

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Posted: at 14-08-2009 09:00 PM (14 years ago) | Hero