Love Letter by A Software Engineer

Dear Sweetheart,

I've seen you yesterday while surfing on the local train platform and realized that you are the only site I as browsing for. For a long time I've been lonely, this has been the bug in my life and you can be a real debugger for me now. My life is an uncompiled program without you, which never produces an executable code and hence is useless. You are not only beautiful by face but all your ActiveX controls are attractive as well. Your smile is so delightful; it encourages me and gives me power equal to thousands of mainframes processing power. When you looked at me last evening, I felt like all my program modules are running smoothly and giving expected results. /* which I never experienced before. With this letter, I just want to convey to you that if we are linked together, I'll provide you all objects & libraries necessary for a human being to live an error free life. Also don't bother about the firewall which may be created by our parents as I've strong hacking capabilities by which I'll ultimately break their security passwords and make them agree for our marriage. I anticipate that nobody has already logged in to your database so that my connect script will fail. And it?s all but certain that if this happened to me, my system will crash beyond recovery. Kindly interpret this letter properly and grant me all privileges of your inbox.

Error free
Software Engineer 


14_Inches

Posted: at 9-08-2009 01:08 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

dear soft ware engineer
i notice u have been collaborating with the latest virus in town ....raila odinga...infact  14 inches long is a virus to my system which i had remove and kill
 my lapi is now error free......

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Posted: at 9-08-2009 04:44 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

hey common girl..... y is that any time i tried to read 14 inches long post ..... my ever dependable anti virus .... detect a virus ......can u explained that to me ,........

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Posted: at 9-08-2009 04:56 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

waoo see virus people.iphie and coolguy make i scan my pc fast fsat!

Posted: at 9-08-2009 05:08 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

lol

Posted: at 9-08-2009 05:23 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Coolguy,

Don't be f**king jealous boy. I am directing my joke to where it belongs and the sender and the sendeee, are at the same wavelenght. The messages are being sent and the receipient is catching the fun, so what is your problem. Flow in the stream of the drama and stop iving ya sef hypertension.

@ Iphie, I have missed you so much. each time you come up on this forum, yu always give me butterfly up my throat.

Oh baby, you always make my day...

Lots of Kises !!!


14_Inches

Posted: at 10-08-2009 11:27 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

and drinking brukutu

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Posted: at 10-08-2009 11:57 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

mix wit pammy

Posted: at 10-08-2009 12:16 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

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Posted: at 10-08-2009 01:28 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

+ Tetecol and mentacol with textacol

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Posted: at 10-08-2009 01:37 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero