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![-]( "KleverC") KleverC at 18-08-2009 10:36 PM (14 years ago)  (m) Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
Mae West
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.
Jimi Hendrix
The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.
Marty Feldman
How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
Steve Martin
If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it.
W.C. Fields
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
Samuel Palmer
It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God, but to create him.
Arthur C. Clarke
Is man one of God's blunders or is God one of man's blunders?
Friedrich Nietzsche
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Voltaire
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Peter OToole
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonnette
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
Henry Youngman
It's better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a week.
Laurence J. Peter
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Unknown
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
Lily Tomlin
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
John Barrymore
Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
Robert Frost
A kiss can be a comma, a question mark or an exclamation point. That's basic spelling that every woman ought to know.
Mistinguette
Absence -- that common cure of love.
Miguel De Cervantes
A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up | Posted: at 18-08-2009 10:36 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "portiphar") portiphar at 19-08-2009 02:01 AM (14 years ago) (m) you don try | Posted: at 19-08-2009 02:01 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "portiphar") portiphar at 19-08-2009 02:03 AM (14 years ago) (m) but make you sef talk your own word of wisdom | Posted: at 19-08-2009 02:03 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "teeco") teeco at 19-08-2009 10:32 AM (14 years ago) (m) lol
| Posted: at 19-08-2009 10:32 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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I dont agree with some part.......
A LITTLE HELP HERE; A LITTLE HELP THERE, MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND! | Posted: at 19-08-2009 12:31 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "teeco") teeco at 19-08-2009 01:56 PM (14 years ago) (m) ok
| Posted: at 19-08-2009 01:56 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "KleverC") KleverC at 22-08-2009 09:00 PM (14 years ago) (m) I dont agree with some part.......
which?
A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up | Posted: at 22-08-2009 09:00 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "portiphar") portiphar at 23-08-2009 02:08 AM (14 years ago) (m) divine, dem dey ask you question for here | Posted: at 23-08-2009 02:08 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "portiphar") portiphar at 23-08-2009 02:12 AM (14 years ago) (m) come answer quick quick | Posted: at 23-08-2009 02:12 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "portiphar") portiphar at 23-08-2009 02:12 AM (14 years ago) (m) oya ohh | Posted: at 23-08-2009 02:12 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "KleverC") KleverC at 24-08-2009 09:59 PM (14 years ago) (m) she no wan come
A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up | Posted: at 24-08-2009 09:59 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "teeco") teeco at 25-08-2009 08:28 AM (14 years ago) (m) divine, dem dey ask you question for here
waiting for her to answer
| Posted: at 25-08-2009 08:28 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "KleverC") KleverC at 25-08-2009 08:52 AM (14 years ago) (m) waiting
A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up | Posted: at 25-08-2009 08:52 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "teeco") teeco at 25-08-2009 08:59 AM (14 years ago) (m) ok
| Posted: at 25-08-2009 08:59 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "rosearch") rosearch at 26-08-2009 03:10 AM (14 years ago) (f) It is better to be pissed off than pissed on  | Posted: at 26-08-2009 03:10 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "teeco") teeco at 26-08-2009 09:29 AM (14 years ago) (m) that's a nice one
| Posted: at 26-08-2009 09:29 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmm | Posted: at 28-08-2009 06:48 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "KleverC") KleverC at 29-08-2009 12:31 AM (14 years ago) (m) ok
A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up | Posted: at 29-08-2009 12:31 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "ngfineface") ngfineface at 2-09-2015 11:30 AM (8 years ago) (f) Nice one ooo | Posted: at 2-09-2015 11:30 AM (8 years ago) | Hero | |
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