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1. Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any -Albert Einstein (1872)
2. Any toilet wey clean never jam correct sh*t –Fela Kuti (1990)
3. He who fully unwraps a Sharwama eating it cannot keep a secret -Abraham Lincoln (1864)
4. Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything-Martin Luther King Jr. (1900)
5. Anyone who thinks he has many enemies has never been with a mountain of fire member - William Shakespeare(1788)
6. Anyone who graduated without experiencing strike probably has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904)
7. He who ask for stew on top of jollof rice has trust issues - Alexander the III (1709)
8. He who refuses to classify Agege bread n Akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther king jnr (1931)
9. Any man who drinks alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder - Mario Balotelli (2009)
10. Drinking Garri doesn't mean you're poor, but allowing the garri to swell-up before drinking is Poverty - Queen Elisabeth (1893).
11. He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry- Michael Jackson (2005)

12. Nigeria was never on the map when God said LET THERE BE LIGHT –Winston Churchill 1945
14. He who reads ds and dnt laugh nids to visit zeigbo shrine - na me talk am