Real meaning of men !!

Men are like..... Coffee.
The best ones are rich, warm, full-bodied, and can keep you up all night long.

Men are like..... Commercials.
You can't believe a word they say.


Men are like..... Computers.
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.


Men are like..... Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.


Men are like..... Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.


Men are like..... Bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are.


Men are like..... Bank Accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate interest.


Men are like..... Bike helmets.
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just LOOK SILLY.


Men are like..... Snowstorms.
You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get or how long he will last.


Men are like..... Used Cars.
Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.


Men are like..... Vacations.
They never seem to be long enough.


Men are like..... Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.


Men are like..... High heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.


Men are like..... Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.


Men are like..... Weather.
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.


Men are like..... Blenders.
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.


Men are like..... Cement.
After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.


Men are like..... Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.


Men are like..... Curling irons.
They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.


Men are like..... Lawn Mowers.
If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.


Men are like..... Lava lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.


Men are like..... Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.


Men are like..... Mini skirts.
If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.


Men are like..... Noodles.
They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.


Men are like..... Plungers.
They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.


Men are like..... Placemats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.

And finally,

MEN ARE LIKE PARKING LOT, THE GOOD ONES HAVE ALREADY BEEN TAKEN AND THE REMAINING ONES ARE FOR DISABLES !!!!


14_Inches

Posted: at 27-08-2009 01:34 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

nice one.... but no be every man

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Posted: at 27-08-2009 01:42 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

cool

Posted: at 27-08-2009 01:52 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

tuface

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Posted: at 2-09-2009 12:37 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

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Posted: at 2-09-2009 01:21 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

  AND WOMAN ARE LIKE CARS THE MORE U DRIVE THEM THE MORE THEY GET OLD

Posted: at 2-09-2009 02:01 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

haa! these definations is damn too much, anyhow its an interesting collection of facts...........though not always tru with all men.

Posted: at 2-09-2009 08:26 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie

nice one

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Posted: at 3-09-2009 11:37 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

yep

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Posted: at 3-09-2009 01:18 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

dats not 4 real men

Posted: at 3-09-2009 02:08 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie