Experimental pills

Date: 28-08-2009 1:28 pm (14 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
- at 28-08-2009 01:28 PM (14 years ago)
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A lady goes to the doctor and complains her husband is losing interest in sex.

He gives her a pill but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it in his mashed potatoes at dinner. At dinner that night, she does just that.

About a week later she's back at the doctor and tells him, "The pill worked great! I put it in his mashed potatoes like you said.

It wasn't five minutes later that he jumped up, pushed all the food and dishes to the floor, grabbed me, ripped off all my clothes and ravaged me right there on the table."

The doctor says, "Oh dear -- I'm sorry, we didn't realize the pill
was that strong. The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages."

The lady replied, "That's very kind - but I don't think the restaurant will let us back in anyway."

14_Inches

Posted: at 28-08-2009 01:28 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- just2sexy at 28-08-2009 02:10 PM (14 years ago)
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funny nah so coolguy dey do him own, sharp sharp
Posted: at 28-08-2009 02:10 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Ninky at 28-08-2009 04:45 PM (14 years ago)
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i don't know wat 2 say
Posted: at 28-08-2009 04:45 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jenny88 at 28-08-2009 04:49 PM (14 years ago)
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na wa ohhhhhhhhhhhh, i no fit talk wetin just read.
Posted: at 28-08-2009 04:49 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- KleverC at 28-08-2009 09:12 PM (14 years ago)
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no talk
Posted: at 28-08-2009 09:12 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 28-08-2009 09:55 PM (14 years ago)
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just shaarrraapp
Posted: at 28-08-2009 09:55 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- xter at 28-08-2009 09:58 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmmmm
Posted: at 28-08-2009 09:58 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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