Laughable Quotes By Prominent Nigerian Leaders

1. “We want to thank the president for bringing Facebook to
Nigeria.” – Information Minister, Labaran Maku.


2. “You press men, you always say there are no minerals in
Kano. We have Coca-Cola, Fanta, Mirinda and the newly
invented Sprite.” – Barkin Zuwo


3. “Foreign investors should ignore Boko Haram and invest in
Nigeria.” – GEJ


4. “I will water your school and fire your school.” – Orji Uzoh
Kalu


5. “Nigerians, don’t panic. Terrorist attack is everywhere …
maybe it is our turn.” – GEJ


6. “I will rather kill myself than commit suicide.” – Dame
Patience Jonathan


7. “I founded this school for the masses and the school fees is
850,000 naira.” – Atiku Abubakar


8. “Until I see someone eating out of the gutters before I
believe there is poverty in Nigeria.” – Umaru Dikko


9. “Telephone is not meant for the poor. ” – David Mark


10. “The worth of a child born and bred in Nigeria cannot be
compared to that in the United States.” – Yakubu Gowon


11. “School is not meant for the poor, only for the rich.” –
Ikedi Ohakim


12. “At 50, Britain is still battling with King Arthur and the
knights of the round table so Nigeria is not doing too badly.” –
Diezeani Allison- Madueke


13. “Even Jesus Christ cannot conduct a free and fair election
in Nigeria.” – Olusegun Obasanjo


14. “The corp members where destined to die, nobody can run
away from destiny.” – Mallam Isa Yaguda, Governor, Bauchi
State


15. “On behalf of 20 million naira, I’ll donate my family” –
Dame Patience Jonathan


16. “We, the PDP did not win this election, I have gone to
church to confess, I gave them money and they called the
result.” – Chris Uba


17. “I want to commend the doctors and nurses for responding
to treatment.” – Dame Patience Jonathan


18. “I can see camera people. Are they going to televise us
alive?” – Dame Patience Jonathan