ox Donation

   
A married yorubaman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.'

The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?'

The yorubaman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.'

The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again.  For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put £50 in the poor box.'

The yorubaman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box.

He paused  for a moment and then started to leave.

The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!'

The yorubaman replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the £50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!'

Posted: at 24-06-2008 07:31 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

oh oh oh..how do you play this game?...i wanna play  i wanna play..

Posted: at 25-06-2008 03:39 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

    
Re: ox Donation
« posted : July 30, 2008, 09:03:40 PM »
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i just rubbed a million dollar in naijapals


really?

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Posted: at 3-06-2009 06:05 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

keep rubbing

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Posted: at 3-06-2009 08:13 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero