Survival Of The fittest

An air plane was about to crash and on board was five ppls -- messi , dangote , GEJ the president, pope and a little girl.
there was only FOUR parachutes on the plane, messi said hes the world best player and the world still needs him for the upcomming world cup, he took one
our ableman dagote said hes the Africa richest man and will be missed so much .he also took one
President goodluck said hes the president and his ppl still need him and took one
Now it remain the pope and the little girl
the humble pope told her to take it that he will sacrifice himself for her
the little girl said NO
that there are two more parachutes left
pope asked her how come?
she said president goodluck jonathan of nigeria took her schoolbag instead
 

Posted: at 17-04-2014 08:55 AM (10 years ago) | Grande Master

ok

Posted: at 17-04-2014 11:05 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac

imagine what?

Posted: at 17-04-2014 01:19 PM (10 years ago) | Grande Master

 

Posted: at 17-04-2014 01:50 PM (10 years ago) | Grande Master

pheew

Posted: at 18-04-2014 05:29 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac

hmmmmm

Posted: at 19-04-2014 11:49 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac

stephen don colo finish
i go tell ajani make in collect that tear tear boxer wey u collect from that mad man in our street

Posted: at 22-04-2014 03:19 PM (10 years ago) | Hero

abi oooo
we dey pursue heart attack

Posted: at 23-04-2014 03:04 PM (10 years ago) | Hero

my reverse light no dey show, any electrician for here

Posted: at 27-04-2014 02:36 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

Posted: at 28-04-2014 11:44 PM (10 years ago) | Grande Master