How to know u won't make heaven...

HOW TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE MADE HELL FIRE:-•
1: Your phone is full of different types of porn and you have the Holy Bible in the same device.

2: Your Bosom  has been pressed more than the T.V remote in your parlour.
3: You've had sex more than your age ( years).
4: You see a mad woman and you quickly have an erection.
5: Your pastor is praying and he says"First of all" and the first thing that comes to your mind is "Go down low".
6: Your pastor is praying and says "Lord, all I want is your" and you silently say "Your waist". Am sorry, but if you fall in any of this category then you can't make OUR Heaven...

Posted: at 16-05-2014 10:34 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

Posted: at 22-05-2014 01:21 PM (9 years ago) | Hero

if pastor come say:
prinspal na only you waka come? then i come think darins God ooooooooooooooooooo i go go heaven? @poster

Posted: at 22-05-2014 04:12 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac

raki i de warm u ooooooooooooooooooo take ur tyme ooooooooooooo

Posted: at 23-05-2014 02:19 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

Posted: at 23-05-2014 03:29 PM (9 years ago) | Hero

i go carry her enter cos na me go stand for gate that day

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Posted: at 23-05-2014 06:42 PM (9 years ago) | Hero

Wetin u dey mark face 4?

Posted: at 24-05-2014 07:14 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac

God forbid bad tn

Posted: at 24-05-2014 08:58 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

Posted: at 27-05-2014 02:47 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac

all dis kind qstn dey make some pple chop an erotic slap!
I don mark ur monkey face already

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Posted: at 28-05-2014 12:38 PM (9 years ago) | Hero