Husband Creates SPREADSHEET Of Wife’s Excuses For Refusing SEX With Him [LOOK]

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at 03:56 PM, 21 Jul 14 (3 years ago)
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«§» 21 July 2014



A frustrated husband who created a spreadsheet charting the excuses his wife was using for not having sex saw his plan backfire when she posted it online.

The man spent a month compiling the list of reasons, which included “I’m watching a show” – which was a re-run of a Friends episode.

Other excuses from his wife were “I have to be up early”, “I’m not feeling good, I ate too much” and “I might be getting sick”.

Another excuse is “I’m too drunk and I ate to much” followed a few days later with “You’re too drunk.”


List of shame: The man was upset that he and his wife had sex three times in two months




The man, who has not been named, wanted to make a point after having sex three times in two months.

He put the information into an excel document and e mailed it to his wife at an airport ahead of a business trip.

His wife, Reddit user throwwwwaway29, tried to contact him but couldn’t, so she wrote on Reddit: “Husband sends a message to my work email…he’s never done this, we always communicate in person or by text.

“I open it up and it’s a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won’t miss me for the 10 days I’m gone.

“Attached is a spreadsheet of all the times he has tried to initiate sex, with a column for my ‘excuses’, using verbatim quotes of why I didn’t feel like having sex at that very moment.”

The spreadsheet, since deleted, attracted a number of comments with one Reddit user saying: “There are so many ways this could have been communicated better, but instead he came up with some bizarre hit and run with a spreadsheet method which I’d say is actually going to be really hard to come back to a normal relationship from.”

But another wrote: “Maybe her husband has got sick and tired of being totally and utterly ignored for months on end, has had enough and wants resolution of the issue. This time after all attempts, he has got her attention.”

Orojoe at 05:39 PM, 21 Jul 14 (3 years ago)
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Very funny
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schmit at 06:35 PM, 21 Jul 14 (3 years ago)
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Dis matter get as e be ooo,na wa ooo, so no privacy for dis world again, dis internet palava
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kenosas at 07:03 PM, 21 Jul 14 (3 years ago)
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this kind issues na whity go fit do this kind draft,if na naija na family members both witches and wizards for families go draft sheet of the sex in the house,infact the woman must be punish 4 sex starvation .
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zeigbo at 07:19 PM, 21 Jul 14 (3 years ago)
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i shake my head pass

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winace at 07:21 PM, 21 Jul 14 (3 years ago)
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Funny. Madam u want ur oga to luk out?
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zeigbo at 07:25 PM, 21 Jul 14 (3 years ago)
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i shake my head pass

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Freshlycrazy at 07:30 PM, 21 Jul 14 (3 years ago)
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dat second comment on reddit got d point of d spreadsheet...
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beneno at 08:06 PM, 21 Jul 14 (3 years ago)
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warever  Roll Eyes  Roll Eyes  Roll Eyes  Roll Eyes
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dareper at 09:13 PM, 21 Jul 14 (3 years ago)
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Whatever, I dey drink 3,3 beer jare
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sarah555 at 10:19 PM, 21 Jul 14 (3 years ago)
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i no fit talk put for this one jare  Lips Sealed
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chicco77 at 10:26 PM, 21 Jul 14 (3 years ago)
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passing
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zednaijaman at 10:45 PM, 21 Jul 14 (3 years ago)
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If the husband start to look outside  she go start quote that normal " all men are dogs" cliche. She get the bone but she refuse to give am to the dog. The dog's obviously frustrated as we can see. Him fit unleash himself from the  chain any time o. HouseBones, make una de take time o.
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zednaijaman at 10:51 PM, 21 Jul 14 (3 years ago)
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If the husband start to look outside  she go start quote that normal " all men are dogs" cliche. She get the bone but she refuse to give am to the dog. The dog's obviously frustrated as we can see. Him fit unleash himself from the  chain any time o. HouseBones, make una de take time o.
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zeigbo at 11:16 PM, 21 Jul 14 (3 years ago)
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Shocked

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EVERYBODY at 02:23 AM, 22 Jul 14 (3 years ago)
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SHE WILL AUTOMATICALY SEND HER HUSBAND OUT FOR OTHER WOMAN FROM THEY SHE WILL START TO CRY,GO TO CHURCH FOR HER HUSBAND DELIVERANCE AND DEN SHE WILL SAY GOD WHY ME.STUPIT WOMAN,ALL DIS MAKE DEM TOK SAY ALL MEN RE DE SAME.
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donpet at 04:59 AM, 22 Jul 14 (3 years ago)
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That woman get another bobo (man) when she dey give for outside na today. Make the man watch well well jare women nowadays can look for excuss to Deny man with sex, na all women joor
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donpet at 05:01 AM, 22 Jul 14 (3 years ago)
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The man need to get spare tyre
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baokugirl at 05:30 AM, 22 Jul 14 (3 years ago)
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Imagine
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dickman2 at 06:56 AM, 22 Jul 14 (3 years ago)
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ok
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