Joke for August sake

Date: 08-08-2014 11:53 am (9 years ago) | Author: Jossy Donald
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- at 8-08-2014 11:53 AM (9 years ago)
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Sniffer Dog

A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane flying from Kano to Abuja when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador retriever Dog between them. The first man asked why the dog was allowed on the plane. The second man explained that he was a NDLEA agent and that the dog was a sniffing dog. "His name is Sniffer, and he's the best there is," he said. "I'll show you once we get airborne when I put him to work."

The plane took off, and once it had leveled out, the agent said, "Watch this." He told Sniffer to "search."
Sniffer jumped down, walked along the aisle, and finally sat very purposefully next to a woman for several seconds. Sniffer then returned to his seat and put one wrap on the agent's arm. The agent said, "Good boy." He turned to the other man and said, "That woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of her seat number. The authorities will apprehend her when we land."

"Say, that's pretty neat," replied the first man. Once again, the agent sent Sniffer to search the aisles. The Dog sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few seconds, returned to his seat and placed two wraps on the agent's arm. The agent said, "That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a note of his seat number for his arrest."

The agent then told Sniffer to search again. Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while, sat down for a moment, and then came racing back to the agent. He jumped into the middle seat and proceeded to poop all over the place. The first man was really disgusted by this behavior and couldn't figure out why a well-trained dog would act like that, so he asked the agent, "What's going on?"

The agent nervously replied, "He just found a bomb!..the man released hot farts twice


Posted: at 8-08-2014 11:53 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
- zeigbo at 8-08-2014 01:34 PM (9 years ago)
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Cheesy Cheesy JOKE OF AUGUST

Posted: at 8-08-2014 01:34 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- yettyness at 8-08-2014 01:40 PM (9 years ago)
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 Cheesy na be oh.
Posted: at 8-08-2014 01:40 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 9-08-2014 06:46 AM (9 years ago)
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really...but why?

Posted: at 9-08-2014 06:46 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 9-08-2014 07:22 AM (9 years ago)
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jossy but why?
zeigbo & yettyness: na ds pb4 una dey shout joke 4 august 2014? abi na august 2012 una mean?
Posted: at 9-08-2014 07:22 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- francischi at 9-08-2014 11:00 AM (9 years ago)
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When i posted this particular post last two years.. Some bad belle people shout post b4 na em old papa like jossy carry am come again

Posted: at 9-08-2014 11:00 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- yettyness at 9-08-2014 11:08 AM (9 years ago)
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jossy if i catch you....anyway you know already what i am going to do. Undecided
Posted: at 9-08-2014 11:08 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- francischi at 9-08-2014 11:35 AM (9 years ago)
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Unless . U wan bleed ... Cos na 10 inch engine that yeye poster get

Posted: at 9-08-2014 11:35 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- yettyness at 9-08-2014 11:37 AM (9 years ago)
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wettin concern you?
Posted: at 9-08-2014 11:37 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- francischi at 9-08-2014 11:48 AM (9 years ago)
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U no sabi say thank you ni...  I just d waste my time d advice u since ... Anyway chere kam bia

Posted: at 9-08-2014 11:48 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- yettyness at 9-08-2014 11:58 AM (9 years ago)
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na your whole you don waste...fool.
Posted: at 9-08-2014 11:58 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- francischi at 9-08-2014 12:01 PM (9 years ago)
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E never reach like dat nah... U take over size last night?

Posted: at 9-08-2014 12:01 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- yettyness at 9-08-2014 12:08 PM (9 years ago)
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u take over size last night? ... you must be new to humanity.
Posted: at 9-08-2014 12:08 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 9-08-2014 12:13 PM (9 years ago)
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there is fire on the mountain 

Posted: at 9-08-2014 12:13 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- francischi at 9-08-2014 12:31 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: yettyness on  9-08-2014 12:08 PM
u take over size last night? ... you must be new to humanity.
how u take knw? Na last night i come ooo.. Very very new

Posted: at 9-08-2014 12:31 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 9-08-2014 07:56 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: alabi22 on  9-08-2014 07:22 AM
jossy but why?
zeigbo & yettyness: na ds pb4 una dey shout joke 4 august 2014? abi na august 2012 una mean?

alabi I knoa say u sabi read arabic and e don master u....dats why u dey read joke backward

Posted: at 9-08-2014 07:56 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 9-08-2014 07:58 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: francischi on  9-08-2014 11:00 AM
When i posted this particular post last two years.. Some bad belle people shout post b4 na em old papa like jossy carry am come again

before dis ebola festival go finish, I go wear glove come give u a big knock on ur mouth

Posted: at 9-08-2014 07:58 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 9-08-2014 08:06 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: yettyness on  9-08-2014 11:08 AM
jossy if i catch you....anyway you know already what i am going to do. Undecided

if u catch me? hhmm...catch me if u can..and make sure u catch me when I dey naked so dat we go catch our selves

Posted: at 9-08-2014 08:06 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 9-08-2014 08:10 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: francischi on  9-08-2014 12:01 PM
E never reach like dat nah... U take over size last night?

francischi wetin u do to yettyness?...take ur church mind tell me the truth

Posted: at 9-08-2014 08:10 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 9-08-2014 08:11 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: francischi on  9-08-2014 11:35 AM
Unless . U wan bleed ... Cos na 10 inch engine that yeye poster get

u chop raw kpomo? abi beautiful girl never visit ur village before?

Posted: at 9-08-2014 08:11 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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